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31 "Twin Peaks" Gifts That Are Almost As Good As Cherry Pie And Coffee

The owls are not what they seem.

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1. A mountain pillow so you can feel like you're resident number 51,202 from the comfort of your own couch.

Get it from TheWoodlandsDecor on Etsy for $26.90.

2. A vintage-style town map to grace your walls.

Get it from Amazon for $26.

3. A 10-disc Blu-ray set to prep you for the new series.

It includes every episode, deleted scenes, bonus features, and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me.

Get it from Amazon for $71.45.

4. The Secret History of Twin Peaks: A Novel, a new book from the show's co-creator to fill in the binge-watching gaps.

Get it from Amazon. $17.99 (hardcover), $12.99 (Kindle), $27.93 (audio CD)

5. A pair of saddle shoes that rival Audrey's.

"I'm Audrey Horne and I get what I want."

Get them from ModCloth for $39.99. / Available in women's sizes 6-11.

6. An enamel pin to remind you to fill in the ~mysterious~ Diane on all your findings.

"Diane, if you ever get up this way, that cherry pie is worth a stop."

Get it from PopularVirus on Etsy for $8.

7. A sew-on patch to show your affiliation with the sheriff department, Bookhouse Boys or One-Eyed Jacks.,,

Get them from JennisPrints on Etsy for $8 each (sheriff, Bookhouse Boys, One-Eyed Jacks).

8. A beautifully illustrated mini zine.

Get it from AnastasiaLavdaniti on Etsy for $2.23.

9. A silk scarf with a diner secret.

Get it from ShandorCollection on Etsy for $95.04.

10. A sampler wanted poster of the guy from your nightmares.

Get the instant download from KnerdlyKnits on Etsy for $3.80.

11. A set of pencils to help you remember your favorite quotes.

Get it from thecarboncrusader on Etsy for $8.

12. A new unauthorized cookbook inspired by the show for when you can't make it to The Double R Diner.

Get it from Amazon. $21.77 (hardcover), $12.99 (Kindle)

13. A damn fine sweater that's hand knitted just for you.

Get it from VidaKnitworks on Etsy for $177.65. / Available in sizes S-5XL. / Available in seven colors.

14. A 2017 calendar that'll help you count down to the very day when 25 years have lapsed.

Get it from AndSoItGoesShop on Etsy for $25.

15. A rugged men's or women's denim jacket to wear while scaring the hell out of everyone like Bob.,

Get them from ASOS. $42 (sizes 3XS-2XL) and $34 (sizes XS-L).

16. A copy of Laura Palmer's diary so you can aide Dale Cooper's investigation.

Get it from Amazon. $8.86 (paperback), $1.99 (Kindle), $39.50 (hardcover)

17. An adjustable ring that shows chevron's sinister side.

"No prayers dare penetrate this frightful maw."

Get it from ModernGirlBlitz on Etsy for $8.

18. A graphic tee that turns you into a walking billboard for the secluded town.

Get it from Amazon for $17.99. / Available in sizes S-3XL. / Available in five colors.

19. A rustic birch brooch that'll only elicit more questions.

Get it from kateslittlestore on Etsy for $10.29.

20. A set of stickers (or magnets!) of everybody who's anybody in the tiny town.

Get it from EstelleMorrisShop on Etsy for $9.

21. A tee for when you need some advice from nature.

Get it from MajesticGifts on Etsy for $15+. / Available in sizes S-2XL. / Available in two colors.

22. And your own personal log pillow.

"How should we interpret the happy song of the meadowlark, or the robust flavor of a wild strawberry?"

Get it from Amazon for $17.99.

23. A Nadine tote that'll make you feel young again.

Get it from NEWTOWNEGOONS on Etsy for $10.

24. An owl coin purse that clues in other folks in the know.

Get it from dishhandbags on Etsy for $15.

25. A tarot card-inspired phone case to keep onlookers guessing.,,

Get them from Fab for $40 each. Available in The Devil, The Magician, The High Priestess.

26. A mug that reminds you to stay informed on your coffee's source.

Get it from TheSilverSpider on Etsy for $15.

27. A tee that offers a glimpse of two Laura Palmers.

Get it from RedBubble for $25.96. / Available in sizes S-2XL. / Available in 18 colors.

28. A diner-chic necklace that relishes the simple stuff in life.

Get it from SconnieAndJam on Etsy for $23.37.

29. A piece of wall art that makes an excellent point.

Get it from MusicAndArtCoUSA on Etsy for $16.

30. And present the goods in this wrapping paper as a hint.

Get it from TheBuckShop on Etsy for $5.75.

It's been nearly 25 years. See you in 2017.

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