Andrew Richard / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. A couple of Patsy and Edina Lego lookalikes that'll fly under Saffy's watchful radar. etsy.com Get them from GlindaTheGeek on Etsy for $45.81+. 2. A look-at-me tank for picking up some young male models. redbubble.com Get it from RedBubble for $32. / Available in sizes XS-2XL. 3. Some wall art that will sound appetizing to even Patsy. etsy.com "What the hell is the difference between a painting done by a person who wishes to paint like a child, and a child’s painting?" --PatsyGet them from Zteven on Etsy for $22. 4. A pair of Edina-style leggings to wear with your oversized tees. oldnavy.gap.com "Couple of of weeks I’ll be bendy like Madonna, darling. Then I’ll be able to kiss my own arse from both directions." --EdinaGet them from Old Navy for $17+. / Available in regular, tall, petite XS-2XL. / Available in 12 patterns. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF French & Saunders Productions / Via gifmovie.tumblr.com 5. A full series set -- in fab packaging -- for revisiting every moment. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $82.29. 6. A cross-stitch pattern to ward off pesky offspring. etsy.com Get it from CatLadyCrossStitch on Etsy for $5.08. 7. A folding tote in a watermelon or floral print you picked up from Strand Books when you dropped in to see Serge. strandbooks.com Get them from Strand Books for $14.95 (watermelon, floral) 8. A dated crop top that'll make your friends coo, "Sweetie, darling!" etsy.com Get it from The3rdClass on Etsy for $20. / Available in sizes XS-L. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF French & Saunders Productions / Via abfabgifs.tumblr.com 9. A Patsy notebook that shows you're scarily efficient. redbubble.com Get it from RedBubble for $25.01. 10. A champagne cooler so your bubbly will always be at the perfect guzzling temp. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $9.79. 11. A Patsy-perfect white blazer for looking like you have your shit together instead living in your friend's utility closet. forever21.com Get it from Forever21 for $34.90. / Available in sizes S-L. 12. And an Edina-style sequin bomber for watching your nemesis accept an award at the annual PR awards luncheon. missguidedus.com Get it from Missguided for $68. / Available in sizes S-L. 13. A poster as a daily reminder of appropriate guidance. etsy.com Get it from UncleGertrudes on Etsy for $22. 14. A tee to sport while you're landing the hot new PR account. redbubble.com "You have killed Kate Moss." --SaffronGet it from RedBubble for $24.80. / Available in sizes S-3XL. / Available in 17 colors. 15. A set of prayer candles with Saint Saffy because she's probably the one that'll actually answer your prayers, anyway. etsy.com Get them from WantWishBuy on Etsy for $39+. 16. A plush dolphin to match the live one in your bathroom's relaxing swimming tank. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $8.47. 17. A little Lacroix for your wrist. Lacroix, sweetie! bluefly.com Get it from Bluefly for $59.99. 18. A vodka tee to remind you of the airplane bottle you left hidden in your hair. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $17.99. / Available in 10 sizes. / Available in five colors. 19. A better version of Eddie's go-to black topper. (Shhh, don't tell her.) us.asos.com Get it from ASOS for $15.50. 20. A wristlet for when the real champs (hopefully never) runs out. 6pm.com Get it from 6pm for $39.99. 21. A pair of knockers Edina would proudly wear. etsy.com Get them from littleMclothing on Etsy for $15.91. 22. An Adidas by Stella sweat-wicking tee that you'll just wear while Stella's not around. shop.nordstrom.com Get it from Nordstrom for $75. / Available in sizes 2XS-L. 23. And a festive card for everyone in your life who's not a bitch troll from hell. etsy.com Get it from HODLONDON on Etsy for $3.76+. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF French & Saunders Productions / Via giphy.com Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!