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28 Perfect Gifts For The Germaphobe In Your Life

Besides a hermetically sealed bubble. The products in this post were updated in April 2018.

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1. A rubber tap for when you have to sip from a bathroom sink because desperate times.

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Guess it's rude to clean someone's bathroom before you brush your teeth in it.

Get it from Amazon for $10.95.

2. A travel mug you don't have to share with anyone — or their germs.

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Already labeled for strictly your consumption.

Get it from CafePress for $15.95.

3. A set of travel utensils you know are clean.

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No more inspecting forks under barely-there restaurant mood lighting.

Get them from Pottery Barn Kids for $8.50. / Available in five colors.

4. A side-sleeping pillow that's designed to be mold-, allergen-, and germ-free.

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Get it from Bed, Bath & Beyond for $59.99+.

5. A bottle of hand soap that says exactly what's on your mind when someone reaches in for a handshake.

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Get it from Amazon for $10.01. Also available in a hand sanitizer.

6. A traveling sheet perfect for anyone who is grossed out by hotel linens.

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It velcros into the perfect cocoon.

Get it from Amazon for $26.67+. Available in eight colors, two sizes.

7. A touchscreen cleaner that erases unsightly smudges from your precious devices.

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Get a pack of three from Amazon for $13.99.

8. Or a two-in-one phone charger and sanitizer that'll clean your disgusting phone.

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How disgusting is it? Extremely.

Get it from Amazon for $49.99+. / Available in several colors.

9. A trash can with dedicated compartments for food waste, general waste, and recyclables.

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Trash will stink, but it'll stink less in this contraption.

Get it from Amazon for $189.99+ or Fab for $250. / Available in three colors.

10. A set of microbe plushies that are ~contagiously~ fun.

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This box includes bird flu, toxic mold, and a brain-eating amoeba!

Get a box of five from Amazon for $22.95.

Check out all the available gift box assortments here.

11. A set of flatware that doesn't touch the table so it stays clean AF.

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Get it from I Love Handles for $24.99+.

12. A fruity dog toy that's coated in antimicrobial material to prevent the growth of bacteria, mold, and fungi.

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Get it from Bed Bath & Beyond for $8.99.

13. A stay-clean dish scrubber that one-ups your OG sponge.

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Its non-porous surface dries fast and is home to 5,000 tiny scrubbing bristles.

Get it from Amazon for $7.15 or Crate & Barrel for $7.95. / Available in three colors.

14. A sponge holder with draining and open ventilation to keep your sponge clean as long as possible.

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It holds two sponges AND is dishwasher safe!

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

15. An automatic soap dispenser that lets you lather up without touching anything.

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Perfect for when you're in the middle of baking and your hands are covered in egg and batter.

Get it from Amazon for $14.89.

16. A fun book about germs for anyone who wants to learn more and has a ~healthy~ sense of humor.

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Get it from Amazon for $5.24+, Barnes & Noble for $12.51+, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

17. A straw-cleaning kit for getting the gook out of miscellaneous drinking products.

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The durable, food-grade bristles will give your reusable straws the deepest clean.

Get it from Amazon for $4.64.

18. A UV-light towel dryer so you won't have to wipe your clean paws on a damp, foul-smelling towel.

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Half your budget is going to disposable hand towels, anyway.

Get it from Japan Trend Shop for $113.

19. A set of cup covers to keep lint, dead skin, and other unmentionables out of your beverage.

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Feel safe leaving your mug on a table and walking across the room!

Get them from Amazon for $7.99+. / Available in five styles.

20. A bottle that not only filters your water but also removes 99.9999% of viruses, bacteria, and other pathogens.

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You can even feel good about filling it right from a stream.

Get it from Amazon for $59.95+. / Available in four colors.

21. An anti-dust face mask for wearing in public at all times.

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I'm sick. ::cough, cough::

Get it from Amazon for $7.99+. / Available in four styles.

22. A container of cleaning goo for getting crumbs and dust out of your device keyboards.

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It gets in crevices that you can't.

Get it from Amazon for $14.14.

23. A plug-in odor reducer that scrubs your indoor air from cigarette smoke, wet dog, roasted brussel sprouts, and more.

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It'll at least create the olfactory illusion of cleaner air.

Get it from Amazon for $32.47.

24. A compact kit of all the things you require when nature screams and you deign to use a Starbucks bathroom.

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Includes latex gloves, a toilet-seat cover, and two (essential) antiseptic wipes.

Get it from Amazon for $5.37.

25. A pack of VR masks to keep others' sweat and skin germs off of your own damn face.

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"Wanna try this cool VR experience?" "Wanna try my cool sanitary masks?"

Get a 10-pack from Amazon for $9.95.

26. A personal-serving ice-cream maker so you don't have to worry about others' errant scooping.

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Now you can flaunt your ~on-trend~ Thai-style ice-cream rolls on Instagram.

Get it from Amazon for $38.47+. / Available in two colors.

27. A portable toothbrush sanitizer built to kill up to 99% of bacteria in just seven minutes.

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Get it from Amazon for $11.98.

28. And an eight-pack of travel-size Purell bottles for the stockings of every person you know.

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The gift of cleanliness is the best gift of all.

Get the pack from Amazon for $10/99.

Because no one wants a cold for Christmas.

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