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1. A reusable Starbucks cup that'll rep the two things that fuel their mornings, true crime products and iced coffee.
2. A coloring book they'll go back to again and again and again during their spare time.
3. A motivational tote bag from the (excellent!) You're Wrong About podcast that'll welcome any and all discussions about the OJ case.
4. A CBD-infused candle made in collaboration with design house YIELD and the philanthropic Black Dahlia organization.
5. And Black Dahlia III, an investigation written by son of the main Black Dahlia Murder suspect, who also just happens to be a veteran LAPD homicide detective and used that expertise to lay out the deets on why his dad likely did it.
6. A cold case crime game for those moments when they must peel themselves away from a screen learning about an actual crime. Help 'em solve this fictional one!
7. A zipper pouch where they can carry the receipts because a murder just occurred in their Insta messages and justice must be wrought.
8. Dream-decoding cards in case every time you talk to them they tend to tie some weird dream back to the latest episode of Last Podcast on the Left they listened to. (It me.) These will provide some more context in the most gorgeous way possible.
9. Mindhunter, the tome the chilling Netflix series is based on in case their interests lie in the psychological. It'll be the perfect companion to bide their time 'til the next season.
10. A cute candle that'll let anyone lucky enough to get invited to their lair for the latest crime doc series that yes, they WILL be watching at least one ep before getting on to other things.
11. Spy Alley, a hidden identity strategy board game that'll take 30–45 minutes to play with the fam because by this point Clue is overdone.
12. A T-shirt with a message that fans of My Favorite Murder will appreciate. Also just anyone really!
13. A board game sure to make them and them friends die with laughter while playing... even if their score is rather ~grim~. OK so a lot of these deaths aren't resulting from crimes but STILL this game is super fun.
14. Lounging socks that'll DUN DUN tip off others they're watching Law & Order: SVU and would prefer to be left alone while they watch this ep for the 11th time, thx. After all, there are only so many true-crime docs to watch but a seemingly infinite number of L&O eps.
15. A simple keychain with some v good advice they'll especially take to heart, knowing all the true crime things that they do. If there's a situation where they could get at least maimed, they've probably already mapped it out.
16. The Crime Book, a tome packed with infographics and data about all the stuff they probably know the tip of the iceberg about. Welp, this'll be at least down to the middle of the iceberg.
17. A blatant coffee mug to help throw off their work nemesis.
18. A gift subscription to Acorn so they can watch tons and tons of British murder mysteries once they burn through all the stuff based on real life.
19. And for anyone who's already filling that empty part of themselves with some British murder mysteries will appreciate a Midsomer Murders T-shirt. I should know. I gave it to my mom and she's a huge fan!
20. A doormat that'll maybe quite possibly deter some folks from knocking on your door. And by that I mean folks that do NOT want to chat about true crime podcasts.
21. A portable door lock for anyone who's gotten significantly jumpier since you started listening to all the same (extremely graphic) podcasts and constantly text back and forth about the creepiest details.
22. A Dewey Decimal bookmark any librarian will appreciate as the location of their fave tomes.
23. My Favorite Murder BFF pins you can split up with that other person who loves talking about true crime, even when your other friends ask y'all to stop.
24. Printable murderino games for the next game night in with the creeps.
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