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    18 Creepy AF Things To Keep Your Neighbors From Bothering You

    It's never too late to turn your house into the creepy one on the block.

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    1. A fog machine and fog juice to really set the bother-me-and-get-a-scare mood.,

    Promising review: "This machine puts out a pretty decent amount of fog. We used it on Halloween night and the children loved it. We didn't even have to use the remote control because the timing between fog streams was perfect." —Black Velvet

    Get them from Amazon: machine for $35.99+ (two sizes) and gallon of fog juice for $19.99

    2. A WHOLE LOAD of faux spiderwebs you can use to cover every hand rail and gate latch on your property or just get creative with other ghoulish props.

    Promising review: "This is much more sturdy than the other stuff I've ever used. Also, if you stretch it the way it's meant, there is enough to do an entire large yard or home. We used a fraction of it and did our entire porch and bushes." —Jenni Dean

    Get them from Amazon for $10.99.

    3. A realistic cocoon corpse for flashbacks about when Jeepers Creepers was a bad choice for a neighborhood sleepover.

    Get it from Amazon for $28.80.

    4. A six-foot spider — and coordinating web — ready to serve as your new guard animal.,

    Promising review: "It's lightweight, posable, and large. The legs and body are covered in black fur. The legs can be bent to hold whatever position you need. We were able to hang it out the window with some twine. It hasn't rained yet so I can't comment on the weathering but at the price I would buy again. Worth it." —Ms. L

    Get the from Amazon: spider for $25.99 and web for $13.99+

    5. An animated doorbell that'll eliminate the need for having to say, "You rang?"

    Get it from Target for $8.50.

    6. A lil' doggo skeleton to make Fred from next door silently wonder if you used to have a dachshund.,

    Promising review: "Milo is about the same height as our female miniature doxie, though he is a bit longer than she is. He’s also underweight and stays cold but we are hopeful that with some TLC he’ll be a happy little guy. (He has an appointment with our vet for next week.) His big brother has already taken him under his paw and has taken to having naps with him." —Reecy King

    Get it from Amazon for $7.97.

    7. A festive party soundtrack that you can pump and will really send 'em running in terror once they realize there's yet another fucking edition of NOW music.

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in MP3, CD, and vinyl).

    8. A groundbreaking animatronic who'll be your twin when you when you get a notice from the homeowner's association about how your Halloween decorations are *too* bone chilling.

    Get it from Spirit Halloween for $39.99.

    9. A set of solar-powered landscape lights you can use to spotlight your most gruesome decorations.

    Promising review: "I love these lights! I bought them to light up the big beach ball eyes I put in my lilac bush for Halloween. I was sad that they had to charge for eight hours first (and it rained the first two days after receiving them), but even in the overcast, they charged up and work great!! I like that they come with mounting screws so I can mount them on the wall of the house when they are done being staked in the ground for Halloween to spotlight my Christmas decorations!" —Laura A. Eder

    Get a four-pack from Amazon for $25.99.

    10. A garland of bloody (cardboard) butcher tools that may deter folks from asking to borrow your tools and taking their sweet-ass time to return them.

    Get it from Amazon for $8.99.

    11. And a grisly sign to hang outside your kitchen door.

    Get it from Jet for $6.99 or Spirit Halloween for $9.99.

    12. A bag o' bones that'll look ghastly strewn about your yard or thrown together as a wreath.,

    Get them from Amazon for $17.99.

    13. A Death Eater-y tombstone — it just may steal your graveyard scene and make your neighbors break out into Sir Mix-a-Lot if they don't wet themselves first.

    Get it from Target for $22.50.

    14. A grim AF wreath to scare away solicitors...and trick-or-treaters so you can keep your mountains of candy.

    Get it from Grandin Road for $189.

    15. A string of spider lights set to frighten the person across the street who lives out of a mason jar.

    Get them from Target for $14.99.

    16. An attention- and flesh-hungry zombie who's most definitely going to give the neighbors' kids (and the neighbors) nightmares 'til next year.

    Get it from Spirit Halloween for $26.99.

    17. A gargoyle tombstone ready to pounce for your bag of treats at any second.

    Get it from Spirit Halloween for $24.99.

    18. And a creepy ghoul will cast quite the shadow on your entryway.

    Get it from Target for $10.20.

    Reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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