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1. A ~neutral~ pillow cover with a less-than-neutral tone sure to make you chuckle.
2. Or a pillow cover that'll give your old couch a cheesy spin.
3. A crap bag any Friends fan will gladly tote around town to help manage all their, well, crap.
4. Handy ears to keep your hair out of your face while you use your carbonated bubble mask. They'll be a winning combo for adorable selfies!
5. A sheet of uplifting stickers you can keep around when you need a lil' charming motivation!
6. A monstrously cute bookmark that'll help you keep your place in your legendarily long reading list.
7. Pet goldfish earrings you won't have to feed.
8. Unicorn tape for making the stickiest of situations feel magical.
9. A Baby Groot container ready to watch over your air plant and let you vent without interruptions.
10. A couple of scalp massagers you can use to give yourself a super satisfying head massage... or record a hilarious video of your dog getting a wonderful massage.
11. Ethereal curtains — they'll transform any view (even of the side of a brick building) into a magical moment.
12. Goofy clippers to lend you a hand...and foot.
13. A sushi bazooka that'll convince you to make delish love instead of war.
14. A change purse for reminding you why you work hard for the money — so your IRL cat's butt has nice places to sit while you're in your cubicle.
15. And while we're on the subject, a sack of poo to give you some chuckles when you need them.
16. A Wishbone button to rep your main dog who spurred your interest in classic lit.
17. Shakespearean insult bandages for covering the burns you're about to drop on all your friends.
18. A toilet planter that'll make you chuckle a bit on the inside every time you glance at it on your desk.
19. A slow-rising, scented mango so you can squeeze and breathe your way through some trying interactions.
20. A bag of unicorn farts that'll taste like cotton candy. Weird!
21. Candle succulents for a houseplant that finally won't shrivel up and die on you. Instead they'll melt! But at your discretion!
22. A rewarding notepad you can fill out for yourself OR for a loved one!
23. Vinyl decals to spice up your life (and your champs)! La la la, la la la la la la.....
24. A travel buddy that'll coax you over to the sunny side next time your flight is delayed because they can't track down the pilots.
25. Rainbow scratch-off notes can bring some fun to lil' reminders like "Take out the trash" and "Don't forget your lunch!"
26. An angry mama who steam cleans the inside of your microwave instead of telling you to clean your room in this same exact stance.
27. A hat that'll help ya' connect with other believers. Or just look really cool, OK?!
28. Feather pens to give a certain sense of gravity to the most menial tasks, like writing down your grocery list.
29. A backpack with bite that'll take a chunk out of the load in your arms.
30. A couple of claws for holding your spoon and preventing a mess when you're just trying to cook dinner and get it over with.
31. A cross-stitch pattern to help commemorate the WORST vacation ever.
32. Socks with a timeless saying because, honestly, thou art the bomb! (It never hurts to remind people.)
33. A low-maintenance pup you'll love as much as my corgi-loving friend.
34. A change purse that'll always be ripe for the picking.
35. A kinda-creepy but mostly cute grasshopper finger puppet to put on a goofy show.
36. And a mirror made to look like a MacBook you can tote around with abandon bc it's a fraction of the cost of the real thing. Also, you can set up some adorable pics of you and your cat working from home!
And no, I'm NOT going to tell you to smile.
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