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1. A citronella hanging coil that'll look like a piece of art at his favorite spot on the porch AND keep away the skeeters.
2. A season of Aerial America for when he wants to take in gorgeous, narrated views without leaving the couch. (And perhaps discover Carhenge, like my dad did.)
3. A custom pet portrait to expand the family gallery wall now that your four-legged sibling is ruling the empty nest and getting the royal treatment.
4. A fill-in-the-blank book you can put down some of your favorite memories in and he can keep on hand for when he needs a pick-me-up or is just thinking of you.
7. A personalized fly fishing box to ~lure~ him into doing his favorite outdoor activity even more often. (If that's humanly possible.)
8. A 12-person tent that'll provide plenty of shelter for the fam on all those camping trips you have planned.
10. A heroic poster that'll remind him deep down that every hero and villain has something in common with Captain Underpants.
13. A sleep mask disguised as sunglasses so he can wear his sunglasses at night or in boring meetings. Just not driving, k?
16. A fancy Roomba robot vacuum with Alexa connectivity you and your siblings can go all in on because he's obsessed with gadgets and could use another pet.
17. A pair of notched couch bowls, (yes, couch bowls), fit for a spoon and grip, lest he have to mop up spilled milk from the couch ONCE MORE.
18. A set of NES coasters so he can wax poetic about his OG standbys without compromising the coffee table finish.
21. A gallon of Flex Seal to play around with in areas that could use a flexible barrier, like an unfinished basement, backyard pond, or hand tools.
24. A Thor hammer toolbox he most definitely CAN pick up and use. (Though I'm sure he does look like a pirate and an angel had a baby.)
26. A pack of pickle brine ice pops meant as an athletic supplement for helping rehydrate and prevent cramps. Though we've heard it'll also help with hangovers 😉.
27. A new set of wheels (three wheels, specifically) with plenty of basket room to tote around the essentials in his neighborhood.
29. A photo frame to state the obvious while shining a light on that recent excellent pic of you two together.
33. A bacon jerkygram designed for the Ron Swanson in your life with three game-changing jerky flavors.
35. A travel toiletries kit that'll take the hard work out of second guessing if the hotel bar of soap is OK to use on his face. (It's not.)
37. A coffee mug for the dad whose stare could scare anyone out of not separating paper from plastic.
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