I had the opportunity to be utterly fucking wasted during nipplegate when I was 22 and missed the whole thing in a clouded haze of alcohol. Had to hear it the next day through a hangover that might have been the worst of my life…so far.
Response to Are These The Ugliest Shirts Ever?:
Yes. The answer to the question is yes.
Response to The 34 Types Of Drunk Uncles:
Yeah, but isn’t Drunk Uncle the BEST kind of Uncle!?
Dear Buzzfeed, if you weren’t the funniest boyfriend I ever had, I would break up with you for this post. Channing Tatum is stupid sexy. Get over it.