We've Found The Best And Most Hilarious Tweets About Online Dating Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Today

"Hope every single person on Hinge enjoyed their weekly walk and roast."

If, like me, you decided to finally give dating apps a try, you'll have realised how difficult modern dating really is.

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From the perils of being ghosted, to navigating different apps at once, and being told "you'll find someone when you least expect it", online dating is not for the faint hearted.  

So, I've rounded up some of the funniest tweets about the sheer chaos of being single and dating in today's world, cos we might as well laugh so that we don't cry!

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1.

A guy on Hinge asked me who my favourite Tudor was (as an opening question) and I said Anne Boleyn. And he unmatched me 😂. Was that....the wrong answer???? I can't stop laughing.

— Rachel Thompson - ROUGH out now (@RVT9) August 2, 2023

Twitter: @RVT9

2.

Me being unreasonably picky on dating apps pic.twitter.com/BSZSwa78I0

— Char's mojo dojo casa house (@colombochar) March 21, 2023

Twitter: @colombochar

3.

i redownloaded hinge and matched with this guy i feel like we’re really hitting it off pic.twitter.com/awaAgeQr8L

— tyler (@tyler02020202) October 13, 2022

Twitter: @tyler02020202

4.

I tried out Hinge for a bit & had to immediately pack it up lmao.

My last & final straw: pic.twitter.com/MgeiFFUG0G

— Ki (@Kitranada) January 23, 2022

Twitter: @Kitranada

5.

you use LinkedIn for jobs I use Bumble we’re not the same bro 😭 pic.twitter.com/JJUbW6AFwb

— Adnaan (@theadnaankhan) January 22, 2023

Twitter: @theadnaankhan

6.

i didn’t know peace until adding this to my hinge profile. made that app 10x less annoying lmao pic.twitter.com/GkqQLHOQII

— Ivy 🫧 (@IvyKungu) August 3, 2023

Twitter: @IvyKungu

7.

Hope every single person on Hinge enjoyed their weekly walk and roast. pic.twitter.com/FJRnl4fJvb

— Sudden Beth (@bethdanger) April 16, 2023

Twitter: @bethdanger

8.

My mum is soooooo obsessed with marrying me off because she’s scared I’ll have no kids and be bitter. So, I was like cool, here’s Tinder, swipe on a man you think is decent. 50 minutes later, she hadn’t swiped right on one. She’s understanding the hellscape now

— Alicia. (@AliciaDRxx) July 30, 2023

Twitter: @AliciaDRxx

9.

Hinge is the worst fucking dating app on this entire wretched earth pic.twitter.com/yBihjHXhz6

— harryc.bluesky.social (@harrycampb3ll) May 15, 2021

Twitter: @harrycampb3ll

10.

this what hinge feel like pic.twitter.com/XYwG5sp7kL

— bobby wasabi (@bobbyteriyaki) May 20, 2023

Twitter: @bobbyteriyaki

11.

Found on Tinder, absolutely into this banger of a convo starter. pic.twitter.com/6P5R8mgw9g

— AskAubry 🦝 (@ask_aubry) March 11, 2023

Twitter: @ask_aubry

Twitter: @ask_aubry

12.

Dating apps are so abysmal I got business cards but for flirting pic.twitter.com/wliADtXVcj

— Miriam Makalia Vance (@MakaliaVance) July 17, 2023

Twitter: @MakaliaVance

13.

Me on Hinge: pic.twitter.com/vi885Tqa0z

— Lucia Osborne-Crowley (@LuciaOC_) March 20, 2023

Twitter: @LuciaOC_

14.

dating actually makes me feel insane like I do not WANT to get drinks and ask how many siblings you have I WANT to be CHERISHED

— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) March 6, 2023

Twitter: @holy_schnitt

15.

WHY DOES EVERYONE ON DATING APPS LIKE HIKING SO MUCH

— Ru 🌸♿️ (she/they) 🎀 (@RollWithRu) May 10, 2022

Twitter: @RollWithRu

16.

dating apps deleted. you’re going to have to spill coffee on me during my commute to work

— datboimayce (@MayceVassago) August 1, 2023

Twitter: @MayceVassago

17.

I have once again deleted all my dating apps. From now on I shall meet prospective suitors the way nature intended: wearing bright flashy colours and doing a lil mating dance in a house I have constructed from sticks and spit

— Clare Blackwood (@clareblackwood) March 21, 2023

Twitter: @clareblackwood