The 13 Worst Things That Could Happen To Me
We all have those little things that secretly terrify us. Some of these I have faced head-on and survived; others may always haunt my dreams.
Connecting to a phantom WiFi signal that will never actually load anything.
Sneezing while driving.
Leaving the house without my phone.
Discovering years later that my toys actually could talk.
Being served decaf on a crucial morning.
Realizing that my true calling is to be a cat lady.
Babes on a plane.
Being invited to an ex's wedding.
Putting my life in the hands of the wrong person.
Falling asleep on the train.
A near-perfect online date shows up like this.
Getting the worst Facebook notification of all: "You've been tagged."
Finding those lost contact lenses from 2005.
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