Skip To Content

    The 13 Worst Things That Could Happen To Me

    We all have those little things that secretly terrify us. Some of these I have faced head-on and survived; others may always haunt my dreams.

    1. Connecting to a phantom WiFi signal that will never actually load anything.

    Elise Moreno for BuzzFeed

    2. Sneezing while driving.

    Elise Moreno for BuzzFeed

    3. Leaving the house without my phone.

    Elise Moreno for BuzzFeed

    4. Discovering years later that my toys actually could talk.

    Elise Moreno for BuzzFeed

    5. Being served decaf on a crucial morning.

    Elise Moreno for BuzzFeed

    6. Realizing that my true calling is to be a cat lady.

    Elise Moreno for BuzzFeed

    7. Babes on a plane.

    Elise Moreno for BuzzFeed

    8. Being invited to an ex's wedding.

    Elise Moreno for BuzzFeed

    9. Putting my life in the hands of the wrong person.

    Elise Moreno for BuzzFeed

    10. Falling asleep on the train.

    Elise Moreno for BuzzFeed

    11. A near-perfect online date shows up like this.

    Elise Moreno for BuzzFeed

    12. Getting the worst Facebook notification of all: "You've been tagged."

    13. Finding those lost contact lenses from 2005.

    You can find more of Elise Moreno's work on Instagram

    BuzzFeed Daily

    Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!

    Newsletter signup form