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Dede Koswara, a former Indonesian fisherman, has witnessed mysterious lesions and “root-like” growths surface all over his body as a result of — believe it or not — contracting an HPV infection.

Although Koswara is being properly treated and is facing a promising future, we’re still thinking that, um, maybe waiting until marriage isn’t such a bad idea after all.

 
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