The Largest Skinny Dip Across North America

What do you get when 317 nudists squeeze into a Virginia pool, in what they call "The Largest Skinny Dip Across North America"? Hopefully nothing if the chlorine does its job correctly.

"You don't have any pockets when you're naked," said one attendee who had apparently not yet met a nudist with a FUPA (those things can hold stuff for days!).