Tails of Manhattan

Woody Allen penned a short story for The New Yorker about elderly New York Jews reincarnated as lobsters. Oh, and Bernie Madoff weasels his way in there, too.

The irony, of course? Lobster is about as kosher as a nun covered in pig fat.

 
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