Randy Johnson Explosion [NSFW]

According to this absolutely horrifying, graphic retelling of former Yankee and current San Francisco Giants pitcher Randy Johnson’s wild and pervy antics, there is reason to judge a man by his mustache.

Apologies to Johnson, as he’s surely a fine, upstanding husband and father of four. It’s just that YouTube can get crazy sometimes, y’know?

 
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