Penis Theft

You may want to return that one-way ticket to the Congo, as sorcerers of black magic have been making penises shrink or - worse - disappear.

Having lead to violent outbreaks and lynchings, this bit of odd news isn’t to be taken lightly. However, if someone can simply find a sorcerer whose magic touch will reverse the spell, won’t that make everyone happy?

 
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