Paris Hilton and Snoop Dogg Freestyling

Paris, at her most flirtatious/drunk, spits some freestyle rhymes in signature baby voice for Snoop Dogg, who seals the deal with his own woozy, creepy lyrical prowess.

In her defense, Paris Hilton almost rhymes, which means that, one day, maybe she'll learn how to write a limerick. Baby steps, you guys, baby steps.