All the residents of this Greek island want is to be called “Lesbians” without being considered homosexual women. Is that so much to ask?

Yes, Lesbos may be the birthplace of ancient poet Sappho — whose work argubly defined lesbian ideology — but it’s not like Nebraska changed its name to Etheridgetown after Melissa beckoned you to her window.

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