Kandi Burruss

This lady is the newest addition to the cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She was once in Xscape and also co-wrote "No Scrubs," so she's probably got more money than we could ever dream of.

Now if only Kandi could write a smash hit for Teresa Guidice, which we hope would be called "My Bubbies (The Prostitution Whore Remix)." Ah, the sweet sound of synergy!