John Stossel Calls Oil Companies Heroic

ABC News consumer reporter and walking mustache John Stossel appeared on Larry King Live, calling oil companies “heroic” for transporting their product. Yep.

YouTube user notreallydoug puts Stossel’s word to the test, recognizing other products whose overlords should be heralded for things like, you know, making sure stuff doesn’t blow up.

 
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