Joe The Plumber Won't Let "Queers" Near His Kids
Remember Joe "the Plumber" Wurzelbacher? Unfortunately, so do the good folks at Christianity Today, who decided to let him announce that he would never let "queers" near his children.
Furthermore, he claims to have gay friends who, despite his opinions, are going to "do their thing." Wurzelbacher, however, declined to specify whether "their thing" included "eating children."