Guy Ritchie Describes Sex With Madonna

He says that marital relations were rare as a result of her obsession with exercise, and described the act as “cuddling up to a piece of gristle.”

We must agree with the dude on this one, as Madonna has physically transformed from one-time playful sex kitten into essentially a skeleton covered in flesh-colored piping.

 
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