Dog Semen Custody Battle

After filing for divorce, a couple is now battling for custody of the frozen semen of their three Bull Mastiffs, Cyrus, Regg and Romeo.

Mastiff puppies often go for $2,000 a piece, which means the fight could get bloody (or sticky, considering the context).

 
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