Blackberry Vs. Wifey

Of 6500 professional men surveyed by Sheraton Hotels, 35 percent of them preferred their Blackberries to their wives.

Immediately, the wives responded, “Well maybe if you’d learn how to use your thumbs at the same time in the bedroom, we wouldn’t have this problem!” (Ba dum bum!)

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