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1.A scratch-off world map so they can begin their journey together and mark off every step along the way.
2.A set of stunning handblown champagne flutes to help them celebrate their union in style and class.
3.A quality set of kitchen knives designed with high-performance carbon steel blades and expensive-looking pakkawood handles.
4.A cozy bathrobe for each of them, because nothing is better than a luxurious robe — nothing!
5.A set of copper Moscow mule mugs that'll look so damn pretty sitting in their cabinets, displayed on their counter, or nestled in their hands while they get their drank on.
6.A beautiful cookbook filled with the recipes from that almost-impossible-to-get-reservations to restaurant.
7.A set of personalized leather luggage tags so a little piece of you goes with them on all their travels — but not in a creepy way, I swear.
8.A stemless set of crystal glasses encased in a beautiful velvet padded gift box with a magnetic closure.
9.A sleek marble rolling pin they can use to make delicious treats that maybe they'll invite you to share — or maybe they'll just let it sit on their counter to elevate the look of their kitchen.
10.A fully loaded two-person picnic backpack complete with cute reusable plates, washable cotton napkins, stainless steel knives, forks, and spoons, acrylic wine cups, salt and pepper shakers, a cheese board, knife, corkscrew with bottle opener, and a cozy blanket!
11.A large acacia serving bowl that easily doubles as a fruit bowl or "stuff" bowl — let's just say whatever they do with it, it has to be on display.
12.A silky-soft, lightweight throw they'll use to cuddle up while they Netflix and chill. Just think: You could help set the scene that leads to their future offspring!
13.Two pairs of gorgeously carved chopsticks that might be too fancy for their normal takeout meals but you know what? YOLO.
14.A set of delightfully matching ceramic mugs designed with a marble motif and gold details.
15.A set of sturdy silicone-handle beechwood utensils that'll look as cute in their kitchen as they are comfortable in their hands.
16.A personalized bamboo cutting board you can have customized in nine different designs to make it perfect just for them.
17.Or really show off how well you know them by getting them a bamboo charcuterie platter designed to fit a bunch of yummy cheeses and meats — you know, the things you need to be eating with wine.
18.A set of personalized engraved wood coasters to help them keep their furniture protected and their home looking cute.
19.A healthy little plant and adorable mister so they can keep a plant alive together...hopefully.
20.A 2.5-quart stainless steel tea kettle for when they want a perfect cup of tea or (and much more importantly) when the Queen comes over to visit.
21.A set of adorable porcelain egg cups and spoons. (Honestly I have no idea why anyone would need these but if I had them I'd use them all the damn time, just cause they seem so classy.)
22.A really pretty set of ceramic condiment bowls so they can think fondly of you every time they chow down on chicken fingers with honey mustard.
23.A super-contemporary LED tripod eclipse floor lamp that'll provide a perfect ambiance while looking really freaking cool in their home.
24.And a three-piece pizza grilling set so they can make the kind of oven-fresh pizza that'll have people asking, "Is that delivery or DiGiorno?" But it won't be either! 'Cause it's homemade!
Now when your friends decide to commit to a lifetime of love with another person (while you can't even commit to whether or not you want bangs), at least the gift will be taken care of!