Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. Some Bob Ross socks because there is nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend or trees on your socks. amazon.com Get them on Amazon for $12. 2. A bubble cat carrier even though you don't have a cat. amazon.com Just borrow your roommate's cat! Get it on Amazon for $46. 3. Hand warmers that'll get you nice and toasty. amazon.com Get them on Amazon for $27. 4. Some giant googly eyes because how else will you ever be able to clearly convey all your emotions? amazon.com Get them on Amazon for $11. 5. A panda nightlight that is basically the cutest thing ever. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $17. 6. Robot slippers that light up when you stomp around in them. thinkgeek.com I'm sure your downstairs neighbors will love that.Get them at ThinkGeek for $30. 7. Some shark curtains that'll have you sleeping with the fishes. amazon.com Get them on Amazon for $70. 8. This cheese grater that's better dressed than you. amzn.to Get it on Amazon for $16. 9. This lotus-shaped Q-tip container so you can pretend to get ready in a garden. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $10. 10. Salt and pepper shakers that'll have you believing in the Loch Ness monster. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $14. 11. A mermaid blanket that you'll want to make part of your world. amazon.com I hope you got that The Little Mermaid reference. Get this blanket on Amazon for $20.88. 12. A cinema box LED light that lets you write your own message. urbanoutfitters.com Get this box light from Urban Outfitters for $59. 13. A soy candle that will keep the assholes away. amazon.com *tears* I see assholes. Get this candle on Amazon for $19.95. 14. A nightshirt that knows when you're feeling slothee, you need a coffee (or two). us.asos.com Get this nightshirt from Asos for $15.50. 15. A jar to hide your cookie stash in. amazon.com Get this cookie jar on Amazon for $10.97. 16. A stackable Tetris desk lamp that is better than Tetris on your phone. thinkgeek.com Tetris IRL? It's in my shopping cart. Get this desk lamp from ThinkGeek for $39.99. 17. Pillows that make it comfortable to fall asleep reading. thinkgeek.com Let your head hit the books, literally. Get these pillows from ThinkGeek for $24.99. 18. A dinner plate that is a fan of Instagram's most loved hashtag. amazon.com #foodie #foodporn Get this plate from Amazon for $23.99. 19. Ballpoint grass pens that are just as useful as they are decorative. amazon.com Get a pack of 12 on Amazon for $3.18. 20. A step-by-step illustration to the "Hotline Bling" dance that you needed for your room yesterday. etsy.com You'll probably never get on Drake's levels of swag, but this print can help you get a little closer.Get it from DrawMeASong on Etsy for $10+. 21. A low-key trippy backpack that will severely confuse people and make them wonder if they're actually living in a cartoon. shop.nylon.com Reality is an illusion.Get it from Nylon for $120. Cheaper purse alternative on Amazon here. 22. A pair of ~delicate~ skeleton hand clips to keep your mane in place. etsy.com Halloween might be over, but spooky accessories are always in style.Get them from alwaysanchors on Etsy for $4.55. 23. A bottle of unicorn tears gin liqueur, because life is magical and so is alcohol. firebox.com There are even ✨sparkly silver specks✨ floating around (and yes, they're edible).Get it from Firebox for $52. 24. Some adorable squids who won't let your shower essentials slip away. uncommongoods.com Need a hand? Well, you'll have to settle for tentacles.Get them from Uncommon Goods for $36 each. Comes in four colors. 25. A insanely stunning ring that houses a mini enchanted forest. fancy.com If the unicorn tears didn't prove it to you already, magic is real. Consumable and wearable too.Get it from Fancy for $110. 26. An eye-catching, iridescent cocktail shaker set that will have you playing the part of a party hostess and bartender extraordinaire. modcloth.com But like, looks aren't everything, so you better make sure the drinks taste good too.Get it from Modcloth for $49.99. 27. A rainbow dick highlighter, because 2016 has been a tumultuous journey and we need something kind of pretty to look at. bitchslap-cosmetics.com Emphasis on the "kind of," but at least your cheekbones will look so damn good.Get it from Bitch Slap! Cosmetics for $25. Other varieties like this pretty pink one also available. 28. A giant dinosaur head to mount on your walls because they're looking pretty dull, tbh. modcloth.com What's life without a little Jurassic-themed excitement?Get it from Modcloth for $84.99, or basically the same one from Amazon for $69.83. 29. And an ethereal, color-changing cloud light that is too pure for this world. etsy.com Just look at that happy couple spending their days lovingly staring up at fake, ridiculously fluffy clouds.Get it from InfiniteInspiration on Etsy for $50. Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!