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1.A citrus-scented red wine stain remover for help effectively get rid of the mess you made when you got a little sloppy — What?! Your shirt was thirsty, too!
3.A bottle of stain guard to help protect your fabrics from all your inevitable spills — next time your juice doesn't quite make it in your mouth when you're lounging on the sofa, you'll have nothing to worry about.
4.A pair of no-tie elastic laces to keep your favorite sneakers securely on and help you avoid all those impromptu gravity checks.
5.A pair of silicone oven mitts because you should never, at any point, try to take things out of the oven with your bare hands.
6.And try a silicone oven rack push/pull to help you get access to your hot AF oven without having to stick your hands in there.
7.A pack of pre-moistened eye-makeup correcting swabs to help fix those little mistakes you can't ever seem to avoid during your beauty routine.
8.A secure food storage container with a convenient little handle so you can stop making a mess when you're trying to dispense literally anything that comes in a bag.
9.A plastic and stainless steel smart funnel designed specifically to make refilling, emptying out, or just transferring liquids an easy, mess-free affair.
10.A bottle of NYX Matte Finish spray for makeup that'll last all day — like, 12 hours, through snow, fire, and emergency response teams all day.
11.A set of wine sippy cups, because pouring some out for the homies, intentional or not, is totally overrated.
12.A box of Mr. Clean Magic Erasers so you can finally, FINALLY clean up the disaster you created in your microwave!!! (A parade will be held in your honor at a later date.)
13.A pack of stain-removing Tide To Go pens — you know why! You know damn well why.
14.A clip-on strainer so you never have a repeat of the 2017 tragedy where so many of your delicious pasta strands were left behind in the cold, cold depths of your sink.
15.A pair of stain-resistant, super-comfy microfiber sheets that'll have you sleeping in the lap of luxury and not in accidentally multicolored linens.
18.An adorable mini desktop vacuum to keep your desk crumb-free!! Yes ladies and gentlemen, you too can have a desk with no evidence of your constant snacking.
19.A dishwasher-safe apple slicer that'll make cutting up apples so freakin' easy — seriously, we have them here at the BuzzFeed office and it makes slicing up an apple for a snack SO FREAKIN' EASY. It takes like two seconds and no chopping off your fingers!
20.A T-shirt that is straight up stain-resistant! Can you imagine being able to wear a T-shirt and not end the day covered in everything you ate?!