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1. A cleaning service that comes to your home or office to make everything seem brand-new.
2. On that note, you can get your tires changed, computer repaired, or your phone screen fixed with just a push of a button.
3. A mushroom farm, because why wouldn't you want a fungus garden growing on your kitchen counter?
4. A pack of Hello, Peanut to introduce your baby to peanuts.
5. A variety of products made by local artists and vendors through Amazon Handmade.
6. A super-gorgeous wedding dress for your big day.
7. An eight-pack of raw, whole chickens.
8. A goat grazer for when you need a goat to do your grazing.
9. A whole slew of Nicholas Cage merchandise to decorate your home, self, and life with.
10. A Rolls-Royce because why take the bus all the way to the dealership when you can have your new ride delivered right to your door with free shipping?
11. An electric blower to help you deal with that pile of clothes on your bedroom floor.
12. A checkup kit for your pup to make sure they're as healthy as possible.
13. A pair of underwear that can hold all your junk.
14. A box of 100 pre-filled Communion juice and wafer packs for those mornings when you need Jesus but you're running late.
15. Some praying mantises so you guys can drink all that communion juice together.
16. Some glow-in-the-dark toilet paper because when you gotta go in the middle of the night, you'll need a little light.
17. Some really amazing and beautiful home decor.
18. An at-home STD test because, as the box says, safe is sexy.
19. A bunch of really amazing designer brands, often at a discount.
20. A bottle of red fox urine to help deter mice from taking over your home.
21. Some flavored crickets to help satisfy those cricket cravings that just won't quit.
22. Some nothingness because you already have everything.
23. A bag of Zombie Jerky that's probably okay to eat.
24. A flower kit so you can grow a beautiful garden in no time.
25. Some fancy AF home decor from Jonathan Adler.
26. A beautiful bouquet of fresh flowers delivered to you or anyone across the country.
27. Some great fashion boutiques and brands that'll help get you styled at reasonable prices.
28. A way to politely hint that you want money to spend on Amazon (or to gift it, if you're feeling generous).
29. A fertility monitor so you can know when it's baby-making time.
30. A garden fish tank that'll basically let you have your very own ecosystem.
31. And this virtual reality exercise machine because exercising IRL is just too hard.
