1. Some floating flamingo cup holders that are just flocking fabulous.
2. An adorable cover-up so you can go from the water to the bar in total style.
3. A floating game of beer pong that's probably way more hygienic than the tabletop version.
4. A pair of fresh AF sunnies because the lifeguard's abs should be the only thing blinding you.
5. A waterproof solar charger so you can guarantee your phone has enough power to snap every moment.
6. A champagne bottle pool float you should definitely not pop.
7. A leafy two-piece you'll be laps around the competition in.
8. Some slides to remind you about body temperature and your awesomeness — all in one.
9. A giant F#@%ing tote for everything you could possibly need while you're laying pool side.
10. A schnoodle that'll leave a permanent mark on all the fun.
11. A waterproof phone case so you can make sure you don't accidentally drop your phone in the pool.
12. And a wireless, waterproof speaker to make sure the music doesn't stop.
13. A super chic one-piece you'll be comfortable enough in to lay by the pool in or stroll to the bar with.
14. A pair of sunnies that'll transition perfectly from the pool to the car to inside of the store where you'll roll your eyes at how long the line is to buy ice.
15. A set of bacon and egg pool floats because breakfast is the most important meal of the day — just don't eat these, especially right before you go swimming.
16. A glowing beach ball so the party doesn't have to end just because the sun goes down.
17. Some strong AF sunscreen because you should always, always, always, always wear sunscreen!
18. A super cute towel to dry off with.
19. A glittering pool tube for when you need a pool version of a disco ball.
20. A vintage-style bathing suit to have you looking like a modern day pin-up.
21. A unicorn pool float because Instagram.
22. A towel Snuggie. Like, do you really need me to explain why this is the most awesome thing ever invented?
23. A portable microfiber towel to dry you off quick.
24. Some durable flip-flops because the floor is literally lava. Like not just the game.
25. An adorable sun hat to let everyone know exactly how you're feeling.
26. A personal fan because you prefer being pool side but still need a way to stay cool without getting wet.
27. A video game float to finally convince your kids to go outside.
28. A giant bottle of sunscreen so you'll never run out.
29. A bottle tote to make sure your drinks stay cold while you stay hot.
30. A floating volleyball game so you can show everyone just how competitive you really are.
31. And some giant floating pizza slices — now all you need are enough friends to fill the whole pie.
You'll never leave the pool again!
The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.