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1.A light-up makeup mirror with eight dimmable lights around the frame, touch-screen on/off switch, a regular and 2X magnification mirror, and a super portable design that'll fit perfectly in your makeup bag or purse.
2.A bagless handheld vacuum with a lightweight design and 16-foot power cord to allow you to get all those tight, hard to reach spaces your in-laws might be checking when they visit for the holidays.
3.A chunky cable-knit cardigan just cozy enough to throw on over your favorite leggings or jeans this fall.
4.A perfectly pigmented cream blush for a dewy glow that's actually easy to apply.
5.An enamel lapel pin of the best dancing member of the Seinfeld cast.
6.A stainless steel flask bracelet that'll let you have up to four ounces of your favorite liquor on hand at all times — which will be especially important during the holidays when your entire family starts to argue over politics.
7.A pair of suede lace-up boots designed with a faux-wool lining that'll make every step you take feel like you're walking in a cozy wonderland.
8.A foldable storage bench to help you add additional seating, store all those things you want hidden, and then collapse down so you can easily store it when you don't need it.
15.A pack of toothbrushes with charcoal-infused bristles to help whiten your teeth naturally while you brush.
16.A lovely illustrated book of some really awesome facts you should probably know for your next trivia night — or the next time you just feel like blessing an audience with all your knowledge.
17.A fuzzy kitty makeup bag you can fill with all your favorites, use as a super cute purse, cuddle up with, or just hold while you serenade yourself with "Soft kitty, sleepy kitty."
18.A long-lasting waterproof liquid eyeliner that'll stay on well into the dark, dark night — which just so happens to be how black it is.
19.A dishwasher-safe cutting bowl to help you make the best-chopped salad ever! Just drop all your ingredients in, cut through the slats, and BAM! a perfectly chopped salad for dinner with barely any mess.
20.A 100% cotton flannel button-up made of a lightweight but warm fabric to help you layer up this fall.
21.A pack of foot, calf, ankle, and knee cooling and heating sheets made with natural extracts from lavender, sage, rosemary, lemon, and orange to help relieve some of the pain you feel when you've been on your feet for too long.
22.A pack of non-toxic mosquito repelling patches infused with citronella, geraniol, and peppermint to help keep those pesky bugs at bay for up to 24 hours.
26.A chunky knit turtleneck sweater that isn't itchy! I never thought I'd see the day where I could wear a cozy sweater and not want to tear it off my skin in 0.2 seconds.
27.A preshrunk cotton T-shirt with a graphic from the greatest show of all time.
28.A watermark remover cloth to help you quickly and easily remove marks on wood caused by water, alcohol, heat, latex paint, permanent marker, and conceal surface scratches — oh and you can use it to polish metal and chrome.
29.A magnetic poetry kit with over 200 magnets that contain every word you need to eloquently proclaim your love for tacos!
30.A pair of badass earrings for when you have a little ass kicking to do but you wanna be well accessorized while you do it.
31.A pocket-sized guide filled with 45 ways and creative prompts to experience more life-enriching moments.
32.And a board game that'll finally let you find Carmen Sandiego, because this b has been missing for way too long!