Zoe Burnett / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. A T-shirt that isn't here for any of Satan's nonsense. amazon.com Promising Review: "This shirt is so cute and I get so many compliments on it! It's a pretty good quality material, (think American Apparel), and the fit is as expected. The print still looks great after washing and drying. Overall I'm very satisfied!" —Amber LoweryGet it from Amazon for $9+. (Available in gray or black and in sizes S-3XL.) 2. An adorable AF dress to wear to literally any occasion. amazon.com Promising Review: "This is absolutely adorable! It fit well and was true to size. Very durable and thick material, good quality. Seams appear to be sturdy. Would definitely recommend, especially for the price." —jmeGet it from Amazon for $16. (Available in sizes S-XXL.) 3. A mini peel for super soft skin on your next night in. amazon.com Promising Review: "I can feel how soft my face is immediately after I wash it off. I did like other reviewers said and left it on for 20 minutes, I don't think two minutes would do anything. Will buy again." —elizabethGet it from Amazon for $5. 4. An adorable mushroom nightlight because maybe the answer to that question Nickelodeon kept asking you on Saturday nights was "Yes!" You are afraid of the dark. amazon.com Promising Review: "I thought this looked cute. I have a weakness for LED lights and was charmed by the little mushroom design. When it arrived it was a little bigger than I expected, a plus. You just pull a tab on the bottom to activate the battery, then flip the switch to turn it on. It alternates between seven colors. It's a translucent white until you turn it on, then it fills with color. Very pretty! I did get a bit of a laugh out of the description that calls it 'romantic.' I don't know about that, but it is very cute!" —Denise R.Get it from Amazon for $2+. (Available in a variety of colors.) 5. An eye mask for an amazing night's rest — for once. amazon.com Promising Review: "Wonderful! I live in a dorm with a roommate and these are perfect for when she is studying with the lights on and I am ready to sleep. It blocked all the light and is comfortable." —FC_GrizGet it from Amazon for $8. 6. A corgi butt T-shirt. It's about time we all upgraded from the chicken butt. amazon.com Promising Review: "Looks similar to my corgi's butt!" —John LuscombGet it from Amazon for $20. (Available in a variety of colors and adult and child sizes.) 7. Some Frida stationery so you can write the kind of love letters you've only read about. papersource.com Get a set of eight from Paper Source for $13. 8. An iPhone 6 case you'll have googly eyes for. amazon.com Promising Review: "It's so adorable and even though it's a gel case, it's very protective. It has slots over the charger and headphone jack, which is very nice to keep out dust. Came sooner than expected. Overall very happy with this purchase." —Brooke LarissaGet it from Amazon for $3. (Available in a variety of characters.) 9. A versatile dress available in a bunch of colors so you never have to worry about what you'll wear. amazon.com Promising Review: "This was my third purchase! The dress gently hugs curves, without being overly tight. I've worn it slightly bunched, and also over a silky slip so that it hangs straight down. The fabric is on the thin side, but substantial enough to wear at the office. I love these dresses. The neckline is lovely, hitting at the collarbone. I'm a 6/8 and the fit was true." —PunkiGrayGet it from Amazon for $2+. (Available in a variety of colors and in sizes 6-20.) 10. A George Costanza sticker for when you need to remind yourself that you need serenity now. etsy.com Get it from J Leonard Art on Etsy for $2. 11. A cap because you didn't pay that much tuition to not let everyone know who your alma mater is. kohls.com Get it from Kohl's for $14. 12. A pair of ridiculously cool glasses to rock for the rest of summer. amazon.com, amazon.com Promising Review: "These glasses are very nice and came in great condition. I liked them so much I got two more pairs in different colors. The best thing is that I can wear the glasses to complete my outfits." —Amazon Customer Get it from Amazon for $18. (Available in a variety of colors.) 13. A magical little clock, so you'll never be late. Oh boy! Shucks, folks! amazon.com Promising Review: "This is the best clock ever. Well maybe not the best ever, but I love it. It is very lightweight and a perfect size to go on the wall in my Mickey Mouse kitchen. The hands of the clock and numbers are clearly visible. Love it!!" —Marcia B.Get it from Amazon for $17. (Available in a variety of colors.) 14. A neck pillow because maybe you're the mother of dragons... but maybe you also have a long flight ahead of you. amazon.com Promising Review: "This plush is so perfect! It looks exactly like the picture, and it is really well-made. The subtle pink nose is so cute it makes me crazy. If you're a Miyazaki fan, or just specifically Spirited Away, I don't believe you will be disappointed!" —Lindsey MyersGet it from Amazon for $26. 15. A cute dress that'll have you living out all your Strawberry Shortcake dreams. fridaywereinlove.com, amazon.com Promising Review: "I really love the soft fabric and easy-to-wash mom-friendly style. The pockets are great, and the color is as pictured. I knew it would likely run a little small, so I ordered a size up and it worked great for me!" —Camille Whiting Get it from Amazon for $19. (Available in sizes S-XXL.) 16. Some page markers for when you need to study, but also need cute animals to keep you motivated. forever21.com Get a 50-pack from Forever 21 for $7. (Available in dog and cat options.) 17. A lovely children's book so you can teach all the little kids you know about some really amazing women. amazon.com Promising Review: "This is a wonderful book! We have been buying it as a gift for birthdays, but my sons, especially my 6-year-old, love to read it whenever they have the chance." —C. DiedrichGet it from Amazon for $11+. (Available for Kindle and in hardcover.) 18. A Murder She-Ra T-shirt because Jessica Fletcher is a fuckin' rock star! teefury.com Get it from TeeFury for $20+. (Available in purple or blue and in a variety of sizing and style options.) 19. Some ramen sticky notes so your school supplies match your dinner for the next four years. boxlunch.com Get them from BoxLunch for $8. 20. A hamster who'll be way easier to take care of than the pet your parents wouldn't let you have. amazon.com Promising Review: "When I bought this purse I had originally planned on giving it to my niece for her birthday. But I liked it so much I kept it for myself. I don't like to carry big, bulky purses but with the removable adjustable strap I can carry it as a little hand clutch or on my shoulder. The stitching is well-enforced so I don't see any unraveling. Another great advantage is that it wipes down easily with a damp washcloth." —AriannaGet it from Amazon for $17. 21. A pair of socks just in case anyone needs to know you're bilingual. cottonon.com Get them from Typo by CottonOn for $7. 22. A coin purse so you have a cute place to store all your riches. amazon.com Promising Review: "This coin purse is just too cute. It doesn't look exactly like the picture, but it's very similar, so that's good enough for me. And it is just so adorable! It's wider than the palm of my hand, (which is big enough). I might order another one later!" —Roseanne AlexandraGet it from Amazon for $3. (Available in a variety of animals.) 23. A Prosecco Pong game because you're so fuckin' classy. firebox.com Get it from Firebox for $20. 24. A makeup bag to finally have a place to put the giant collection of eye palettes you've managed to curate. amazon.com Promising Review: "WOW! You cannot beat this for the price. I bought it to keep my back-up makeup. I was so pleasantly surprised when I received it. Perfect size and love the two compartments. I have been using this every day for over two months and it's still looking good. Just purchased a second as a gift — but decided that I will keep for future use. Just cannot beat the price for what you are receiving." —Bindi Get it from Amazon for $4. 25. Some lightsaber chopsticks that'll help you finish your noodles, even when the solar eclipse happens. amazon.com Promising Review: "These chopsticks are one of those things you always wanted, but didn't know you wanted them until they were made. Then you had them and were more excited then you thought you'd be...yeah." —Paul BondGet them from Amazon for $10. 26. Some gauze peeling wine for getting the soft, clear skin of your dreams. amazon.com Promising Review: "Great exfoliation! My skin was so smooth and glowing after! Container was sealed great and packages was shipped great! Also it's a STRONG candied grape smell. Like grape popsicles. I hate grape stuff but I know this is the best anti-aging one. 😂" —samantha sandy Get it from Amazon for $18. 27. A Ron Swanson figurine. He's your hero and you should have this. amazon.com Get it from Amazon for $14. 28. A pasta measuring tool because no one wants to see you hangry — you're basically terrifying. amazon.com Promising Review: "I have no idea how practical this product is, but it's adorable. I got it for a wedding gift with other pasta stuff. The couple loves it!" —Cynthia A. MartinGet it from Amazon for $10. 29. A super comfy pullover you can throw on when you feel like being lazy but still cute. amazon.com Promising Review: "Very nice shirt. I love the pattern on the back of the shirt. I would stay true to size. The shirt is comfortable and it's not itchy at all. I would recommend if you're looking for a long sleeve for a chilly summer night." —Bee Get it from Amazon for $7+. (Available in a variety of colors and in sizes S-XL.) 30. A pet hair remover so people don't even know you have 37 cats hiding in your bedroom. amazon.com Promising Review: "This brush is fantastic!!! I have been searching for a lint brush that would make removing dog hair off of my furniture and the bed a bit less frustrating and this does the trick!! I still have to use several sheets, but they are easily removed with a spiral peel design. This product is sturdy and worth the money, no doubt about it! It makes cleaning those larger fabric areas that our pets love to lounge on so much easier and for that I am a loyal buyer!" —Tabitha B.Get it from Amazon for $13. 31. And this mug. amazon.com Promising Review: "Perfect gift for my husband, who has two daughters. He is outnumbered by us 'chicks,' and is often found 'mumbling' to himself. He loved this surprise!" —AshleyGet it from Amazon for $11. All of us showing our excitement over all this awesome stuff. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF West-Shapiro The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.