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    34 Things That'll Make You Say, "Why Don't I Own That Already?"

    From off-the-shoulder tops to pretzel pool floats to custom pillow covers with your pet's face: an eclectic mix of some *really awesome* things.

    1. This off-the-shoulder top that's just asking to be taken on a weekend getaway.

    2. This flip-flop bottle opener almost too cute to function... but it *does* function, so that's even better.

    3. This liquid eyeliner people legit swear is the best eyeliner ever known to man.

    4. These tiny earrings for when you want to share the weather report with everyone.

    5. This brush cleaner that quickly cleans your tools so you can use them right away.

    6. This off-the-shoulder one piece you'll wear the hell out of on your next trip to the beach.

    7. This pretzel float to make everyone at the pool super thirsty.

    8. These flexible, moldable, expandable, amazing cake molds, that do basically everything for you...except make the actual cake.

    9. This pin because duh!

    10. This adorable romper for every event when you have nothing to wear to.

    11. This celestial phone case so you can map out your next journey.

    12. This keychain that unfolds into a wet bag so your belongings stay safe and dry during your next trip to the pool.

    13. This T-shirt your should wear at your own risk.

    14. This charcoal face mask to help get deep down in there and remove all those gross impurities from your pores.

    15. This makeup bag that's actually every roommate to a messy person's dream.

    16. These adorable earrings just hippo to see you.

    17. This coconut lip gloss to bring your lips back to life.

    18. This custom-made pillow cover because if your house isn't decorated with your pup's face everywhere, what are you even doing??

    19. This print with a very worried looking bear on it.

    20. This baseball cap so your head has a version of that bumper sticker people get to stop tailgaters. Walking tailgaters exist people...and they're the worst.

    21. These nail vinyls to help you bring some magic to your manicure.

    22. These bandages people won't see coming.

    23. Some delicate earrings that are just floral perfection.

    24. This T-shirt because it is the summer of George and everyone should know it!

    25. This mug you'll fill with your daily dose of magic potion.

    26. This red lipstick because nothing beats a perfectly red pout.

    27. This globe decanter so you can show the world how classy you are.

    28. This tote bag to give to your favorite tea-loving bitch.

    29. These drinking game coasters so you can combine your love of alcohol-fueled competition and ring-free tabletops.

    30. Some not-your-average South African beef jerky that's legit delicious.

    31. These natural soaps made of the most delicious-smelling ingredients.

    32. This passport holder that has the world's best pug mug shot ever.

    33. These handmade sunnies you can rock all summer long.

    34. And these comfortable AF hypoallergenic sheets that are 100%, the most comfortable sheets you'll sleep on.

    Me, IRL, yelling at my bank account because I want everything on this list.