24 Things That'll Help You Stop Being Such A Hot Sweaty Mess
Unless your name is *Keith*, no one wants to see you sweat.
A deodorant cream that'll prevent your feet from swimming in their own juices.
A bra liner because under-boob sweat is real and it f#@%ing sucks.
A handheld fan for an I'm so cool look, where you're actually cool — like, temperature wise.
A pair of adorable sandals that'll help keep your feet looking — and feeling — fresh.
Some anti-chafing balm so your thighs don't suffer thanks to your sweat.
A flowy dress you'll look super cute in, even if you feel like a sticky mess.
A pair of crew socks made with mil spec silver filament which can help kill bacteria and provide odor and moisture control for your sweaty feet.
A face powder to help beat the heat after you use it to beat your face.
Some body wipes that'll let you freshen up even when you can't take a shower.
Some underarm shields because nothing says, "I'm a hot mess" more than giant pit stains.
An eyeshadow that stands up to your sweaty face — and wins.
Some handkerchiefs for those moments when you want to look classy patting down your sweat.
Some misting spray to help cool you off when you don't have a pool to jump into.
A matte lipstick that dries and stays put so not even your sweat can scare it away.
A refreshing maxi dress because sometimes it's hot as shit outside but you still have somewhere to be.
A dry shampoo that'll help absorb some of your head sweat so it doesn't look like you just took a shower.
And with that, I leave you with Mr. Keith Sweat who, despite his name, always keeps it cool.
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