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28 Products That'll Do All The Talking For You

Let all these products do the talking — you'll just do the eye-rolling.

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1. A practical ceramic coffee mug that'll also serve as a daily reminder to watch your sodium intake.

Promising review: "This mug is absolutely fantastic. I'm not sure what's up with all the salty reviews, clearly these people need to take a second to read the design. Holds coffee fine." —Putnam Jr Get it from Amazon for $7.99.
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Promising review: "This mug is absolutely fantastic. I'm not sure what's up with all the salty reviews, clearly these people need to take a second to read the design. Holds coffee fine." —Putnam Jr

Get it from Amazon for $7.99.

2. A cotton and fleece sweatshirt to make you feel better about all those bitcoins you didn't buy when they were like $4 apiece.

Get it from Ideas By Arianna on Etsy for $32.99 (available in sizes S–4XL and in black and gray).
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Get it from Ideas By Arianna on Etsy for $32.99 (available in sizes S–4XL and in black and gray).

3. A pair of adorable crew socks that'll let everyone know you're a princess who doesn't need saving.

Get them from Forever 21 for $2.90.
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Get them from Forever 21 for $2.90.

4. A "haute mess" baseball hat, because your life is a designer version of a disaster.

Get it from Express for $19.90.
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Get it from Express for $19.90.

5. An awkward party game that'll give you and your friends all the words to say online — even if those words are embarrassing as all hell!

Promising review: "All my friends were really nervous to play at first because they were afraid of who they would have to send things to or what they would have to post on social media — but it was actually a lot of fun. I liked that you get options for what you get to say! So, if it's something like texting someone random, it won't be too scary because you can choose the option that isn't too out there." —MeeeshiGet it from Walmart for $24.95.PSST!...BuzzFeed makes money when you buy this!
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Promising review: "All my friends were really nervous to play at first because they were afraid of who they would have to send things to or what they would have to post on social media — but it was actually a lot of fun. I liked that you get options for what you get to say! So, if it's something like texting someone random, it won't be too scary because you can choose the option that isn't too out there." —Meeeshi

Get it from Walmart for $24.95.

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6. A comfy unisex T-shirt to wear to work so your boss doesn't get any ideas.

Get it from Amazon for $5.44 (available in sizes S–XXL).
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Get it from Amazon for $5.44 (available in sizes S–XXL).

7. A set of pub-style coasters adorned with all the things you want to say after you've had a couple glasses of your favorite cocktail.

Get a set of six from Cost Plus World Market for $6.99.
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Get a set of six from Cost Plus World Market for $6.99.

8. A leather passport cover so the customs agent knows your arrival is only the beginning.

Promising review: "Super cute passport holder! I love how vivid and bright the pink is — it also makes it so much easier to locate it in my bag! The leather is very durable yet soft/flexible at the same time. It has four card slots which fit all my cards. I can’t wait to use this for my travels — and so the adventure begins! Awesome product!" —LindaGet it from Amazon for $15.99+. Available in 16 colors and styles.
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Promising review: "Super cute passport holder! I love how vivid and bright the pink is — it also makes it so much easier to locate it in my bag! The leather is very durable yet soft/flexible at the same time. It has four card slots which fit all my cards. I can’t wait to use this for my travels — and so the adventure begins! Awesome product!" —Linda

Get it from Amazon for $15.99+. Available in 16 colors and styles.

9. A neon table lamp that basically sums up everything you feel all the time.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $79.
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Get it from Urban Outfitters for $79.

10. A zipper pouch for anyone wondering why you've cut them out of your life.

Get it from Express for $12.90.
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Get it from Express for $12.90.

11. A delightfully illustrated book of 100 bedtime stories so your kids can read real-life fairy tales and you can finally stop explaining why the magical ones are so damn problematic.

Promising review: "I bought this for my 4-year-old and it's perfect! Short, one-page stories of kick-butt women that reinforce that she can do anything! There are even stories about young girls, which was an added bonus because she saw the picture and asked me to read the story about the girl who is 'just like me'! I love anything that gives my child more confidence and shows her that the sky is the limit!!!" —Tracie C ParkerGet it from Amazon or Barnes & Noble for $35, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.
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Promising review: "I bought this for my 4-year-old and it's perfect! Short, one-page stories of kick-butt women that reinforce that she can do anything! There are even stories about young girls, which was an added bonus because she saw the picture and asked me to read the story about the girl who is 'just like me'! I love anything that gives my child more confidence and shows her that the sky is the limit!!!" —Tracie C Parker

Get it from Amazon or Barnes & Noble for $35, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

12. A pair of stemmed wineglasses sketched with a prediction of the night ahead.

Promising review: "I love this wineglass! In fact, it's my favorite go-to wineglass. Perfect for when I'm sitting on the couch with messy hair, watching TV, or reading a good book. It's hard to say what makes me smile most, the saying on the wine glass, or the wine. ;) The glass is heavy enough that it won't tip very easily and the graphics on the glass are well done. I wash and dry my wine glass by hand to protect the graphics and I haven't noticed any peeling or fading. This would also make a cute gift. It arrives well packaged and the box is nice enough for gift-giving." —kgGet it from Amazon for $14.95.
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Promising review: "I love this wineglass! In fact, it's my favorite go-to wineglass. Perfect for when I'm sitting on the couch with messy hair, watching TV, or reading a good book. It's hard to say what makes me smile most, the saying on the wine glass, or the wine. ;) The glass is heavy enough that it won't tip very easily and the graphics on the glass are well done. I wash and dry my wine glass by hand to protect the graphics and I haven't noticed any peeling or fading. This would also make a cute gift. It arrives well packaged and the box is nice enough for gift-giving." —kg

Get it from Amazon for $14.95.

13. A dishwasher- and microwave-safe ceramic mug, because you're sick of people trying to tell you what to do.

Promising review: "It's a coffee cup with a dog shooting the finger! How much more can you say?" —J. BoyerGet it from Amazon for $9.99.
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Promising review: "It's a coffee cup with a dog shooting the finger! How much more can you say?" —J. Boyer

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

14. A 18-karat gold-plated cuff so you can stay motivated even when everything (and everyone) sucks.

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Promising review: "The quality is amazing! My girlfriend was going through a rough patch and this bracelet helped her get through it. I never really knew how strong the message was until she lost it. When I replaced it her glow came back." —NickaDeeMusBardiglio

Get it from Nordstrom for $35 (available in gold, rose gold, and silver).

15. A pack of black ballpoint pens to help serve as a reminder that you should treat yo'self every once in a while.

Get a three-pack from Typo by CottonOn for $9.99 (available in three color options).
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Get a three-pack from Typo by CottonOn for $9.99 (available in three color options).

16. A metal wall hook so you know what time it is when you grab your keys and run out the door.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $18.
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Get it from Urban Outfitters for $18.

17. A needlepoint throw pillow that may or may not describe your professional endeavors.

Get the Honest Banker, Benevolent Dictator, or Corporate Hippie throw pillows from Jonathan Adler for $98.
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Get the Honest Banker, Benevolent Dictator, or Corporate Hippie throw pillows from Jonathan Adler for $98.

18. A two-pocket coin purse perfect for carrying all your cash and motivating you to buy that thing you probably don't need but should totally have anyway.

Get it from Typo by CottonOn for $5.
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Get it from Typo by CottonOn for $5.

19. A scented candle that'll fill the air with the delightful smells of lavender, lemon, and that one awkward social encounter you had your freshman year that always manifests itself in your thoughts at 2 a.m.

Get it from Jac Vanek for $24.
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Get it from Jac Vanek for $24.

20. An enamel pin just in case anyone ever needs to know you're bilingual.

Get it from Pinetration818 on Etsy for $8.
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Get it from Pinetration818 on Etsy for $8.

21. An adorable yoga mat, because you're gonna want a little reminder when you're trying to find your moment of zen.

Get it from Ideas By Arianna on Etsy for $48.99.
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Get it from Ideas By Arianna on Etsy for $48.99.

22. A wonderful indoor/outdoor doormat to help filter out all those unwanted guests that may show up.

Promising review: "It's a great mat. Loved the humor of it. Not too thick, yet durable, and it helps keep dirt from tracking into the apartment since we have a new puppy and can't have mats in the house." —White Spider Get it from Amazon for $15.52.
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Promising review: "It's a great mat. Loved the humor of it. Not too thick, yet durable, and it helps keep dirt from tracking into the apartment since we have a new puppy and can't have mats in the house." —White Spider

Get it from Amazon for $15.52.

23. An super-cute cotton T-shirt perfect for any vegan or vegetarian.

Get it from Jen Zeano Designs on Etsy for $26+ (available in sizes S–XXL).
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Get it from Jen Zeano Designs on Etsy for $26+ (available in sizes S–XXL).

24. A silk sleep mask to ward off anyone who thinks you've already slept enough.

Promising review: "Super comfortable, high-quality mask — soft and cushiony. Feels very plush. I'm assuming (don't know for sure cuz I can't see with it on) it looks cool too, while it's serving its purpose." —BooGet it from Amazon for $9.95 (available in rose and white lettering).
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Promising review: "Super comfortable, high-quality mask — soft and cushiony. Feels very plush. I'm assuming (don't know for sure cuz I can't see with it on) it looks cool too, while it's serving its purpose." —Boo

Get it from Amazon for $9.95 (available in rose and white lettering).

25. A battery-operated wall clock, because it's about damn time the world started running on your time — not the other way around.

Promising review: "Love this clock! Everyone who comes into my house smiles when they see it — it is very fitting for me." —TLGet it from Amazon for $14.90 (available in black and white).
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Promising review: "Love this clock! Everyone who comes into my house smiles when they see it — it is very fitting for me." —TL

Get it from Amazon for $14.90 (available in black and white).

26. An iPhone cover for anyone who doesn't understand your level of fabulous.

Get it from Typo by CottonOn for $24.99 (available for iPhone 6, 7, and 8).
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Get it from Typo by CottonOn for $24.99 (available for iPhone 6, 7, and 8).

27. A pack of adorable Valentine's Day cards you can mail to all the people you ❤️ but don't actually want to talk to.

Get a set of 10 from Paper Source for $12.95.
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Get a set of 10 from Paper Source for $12.95.

28. And a fleece sweatshirt for when you're tired of people expecting you to keep secrets — do they think you're part of the CIA or something?

Get it from Forever 21 for $22.90 (available in sizes L–XL).
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Get it from Forever 21 for $22.90 (available in sizes L–XL).

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