1. A comfy screen-printed T-shirt covered in coffee — and not because you spilled all over your shirt...again.

2. A super cute nonmedical mask and headband set to help you keep your hair out of your face and your face covered up.

3. A Golden Girls dishwasher magnet designed so Blanche or Rose can let you know if your dishes have been cleaned or not — wouldn't want to accidentally eat today's cheesecake off of the plate your roommate licked clean last night.

4. A DIY Bubble Tea Kit complete with everything you need to make your favorite beverage (and snack) in the comfort of your own home.

5. A three-piece Harry Potter Herbology Chart print set handmade by a magnificent artist who meticulously documented and depicted just some of the most essential plants every Herbology student will study.

6. A cushy Dwight Claw slim can hugger perfect for keeping your favorite beet seltzer cold and protected from all the ignorant sluts.

7. A chic and minimalist name necklace for an elegant little upgrade to your favorite piece of jewelry.
8. A gorgeous Frida-inspired painting entitled “Viva las Mujeres” which translates to "Long Live Women" — it's just so colorful and the details (like the hummingbird tattoo!!) are a perfect homage to Sra. Kahlo.

9. A delightful vinyl sticker that just might be the closest thing to hand sanitizer you'll be able to find in 2020.

10. A thorough Calligraphy Starter Kit complete with all the tools and guidance you could possibly need to bring your penmanship to the next level.

11. A colorful and 100% cotton rainbow nonmedical face mask available in both adult and kid sizes so you and your mini-me can stay safe and matching all year long.

12. A sturdy and washable Black History Tote Bag designed with images of vintage buttons from the Civil Rights Movement and important moments in American history — including images of Huey Newton, Angela Davis, Fred Hampton, and notable individuals who lead the charge during civil rights battles.

13. A bundle of fresh eucalyptus you place in your shower and help make your everyday ritual even more relaxing — the steam from your shower or bath helps the soothing fragrance release and fill the air.

14. A customized Disney World name tag so you can bring the magical world into your home — no travel required.

15. A very handy and comfortable nurse headband designed with two perfectly positioned buttons that will hold your mask in place — plus for each headband sold, one headband is donated to those on the frontlines!
16. A beginner's witch kit filled with the tools to get started in the magical world — you'll be able to do everything from casting spells to cleaning out energy, basically everything we need to try and fix 2020.

17. A waterproof vinyl sticker that delivers a powerful declaration (and catchy song) in just a few letters — err, well, in like 24 letters.

18. A bootyful ceramic vase you can fill from the bottom up with cheeky arrangements that'll make the backside of your house look fanny-tastic.

19. An enamel Stabby Crab pin imma just leave right here for you to consider.

20. An elegant and glittering pair of rose gold earrings that'll make a great gift — a great gift for yourself!

21. A motivational sticker to help remind you that your version of beautiful is really freakin' gorgeous.

22. An antimicrobial brass door opener that won't only make it so you don't ever have to touch a door handle again but that will also help you push buttons, carry bags, and even use on your touch screen devices without ever having to lift a finger...kinda.
23. A delightful Saturday Morning Cartoons 100% soy wax candle designed to smell just like your favorite sugar-filled, fruity cereal.

24. A sturdy and roomy stemless wineglass that'll give you the magic potion to help get through 2020.

25. A sugar-free alcohol infusion kit that includes a delicious combination of flavors to turn your favorite liquor or wine into the yummiest of cocktails.

26. A super-soft cotton pillowcase perfect for anyone who really misses their friends/family/partner/hair stylist/weird neighbor who avoided eye contact on the street/general strangers.

27. A gorgeously intricate cross-stitch kit so you can bring to life the symbolic beauty of this year, the year of our lord, 2020.

28. A really awesome and customizable set of wall Scrabble letters perfect for spelling out any name — or! All those triple-word-score masterpieces that make you the champ that you are.

29. A sewing kit sticker. Look, if you grew up in a house like mine then chances are you had tins just like these filled with all the supplies to mend any fabric and NOT a single freakin' cookie. Honestly, I don't even think the cookies ever existed — it was all, like the sticker says, mentiras (which means lies in Spanish)!

30. An organic bamboo foldable bread slicer perfect for helping you cut even slices from those homemade loaves of sourdough everyone is all of a sudden making.

31. A nonmedical anti-fogging mask designed with a clear window so people can see your lips — I don't think I realized how much I relied on reading people's lips to "hear" what they were saying until we started wearing masks. If we all wore these masks then I'd really be able to "hear" a lot better.

32. A set of multi-use handles you can use to push a grocery cart, carry your bags, or even open a door without ever having to actually touch anything. Oh! And they're dishwasher-safe, so you can throw them in and keep them clean.
33. A set of really adorable quarantine cards that'll make the perfect pick me up to send to your friends and family who you haven't seen in a while.

34. A delicate set of handmade midi rings for when you feel like dressing up your fingers just a little bit.
35. A comfy cotton T-shirt because you honestly don't want anyone to be there for you unless they're six feet away — and I'm not just talking because of COVID-19, I mean just in general! Personal space people!

36. A very sweet and punny indoor terracotta planter so you can give the gift that keeps on giving — assuming everyone involved can keep a plant alive.

37. A blank wooden skateboard — okay, hear me out. Skateboard art is all the rage, bright beautifully decorated boards which, with a small piece of fishing wire wrapped through the holes, hang perfectly on your wall but they're also SUPER expensive (like hundreds of dollars, see example below). So, what if you bought a board and painted/decorated it yourself? You could create one really intricate board that hangs perfectly on a pillar or small corner or an epic collage with a few!

38. And a custom set of really awesome vinyl stickers — I dunno, I just think having my own stickers would kinda make me the coolest person I know...I mean, I already am but stickers wouldn't hurt.
