1. A stainless-steel stirring spoon that'll puuurrfectly perch itself right on the side of your mug.
2. A bottle of REPEL Insect Repellent — made with plant-based lemon and eucalyptus oils that'll protect you from all those annoying pests that leave you scratching forever.

3. A super bubbly Glisten Disposer Care Foaming Drain and Pipe Cleaner that'll safely deodorize your garbage disposal while it scrubs away any tough grunge or build-up that causes your sink to back up and maybe even smell a little bit. It comes in a biodegradable packet that you can just drop in.

4. A pair of knitted cotton socks ideal for helping set house-elves free and keeping your toes nice and toasty.

5. A tube of Essence Lash Princess Mascara that'll leave you with lashes that look so damn long people will think you're wearing falsies — but you're not! And you didn't have the struggle of trying to put on fake lashes.


6. An interactive Cat Dancer — it'll have your little fluff ball jumping and moving around like Kris Kross was making them.


7. A canister of SoftSheen-Carson Magic Extra Strength Shaving Powder which was formulated to remove hair without ever having to use a razor — meaning no razor bumps. Just mix the powder with water, lather, and apply. Five to seven minutes later remove with a damp cloth and bam. Done.

8. A fizzy toilet cleaning bomb designed to basically work the same way your fave bath bombs work except these are formulated to really get deep into the grime in your toilet and clean it all right up in about five minutes.

9. A mood describing vinyl sticker just in case anyone tries to start anything in front of your salad.

10. A pack of facial and eyebrow razors that'll help shape your eyebrows, remove fine hairs, and smooth your skin.


11. A pack of Miracle-Gro plant food spikes designed to help give your leafy green friends the yummy nutrients they need (for up to two months) — and since now you'll have a plant that doesn't die the second it comes into your home, you'll need to keep buying these nutritious little sticks.

12. A tube of e.l.f. Cosmetics Clear Brow and Lash Mascara, a dual-sided clear gel that will condition and groom your lashes and brows all day long.

13. An ear-saving headband that'll hold your mask straps away from your ears in a super cute print or color.


14. A pack of really yummy ChapStick to have you and your lips asking for some more.


15. A dino-mite coated bronze T-rex necklace with a super-sweet and loving message printed on the packaging.


16. A hand-painted bookshelf tracker bookmark with spots for 50 books that you can fill in as you finish them.

17. An oversized set of faux pearl barrettes for an elegantly dramatic accessory that'll take your outfit to the next level.

18. A peach-scented Mane Club Bad Attitude Volumizing Hair Mask designed specifically to give your fine and flat hair a little extra strength and volume while it conditions.

19. A beautiful cross-stitch pattern that'll have you creating intricate and honest pieces of art in just a matter of time — a matter of a long time.

20. A magical little pack of Affresh washing machine cleaner wipes designed to help remove any build-up and residue on your appliance — it's also made of a thick material that won't tear when you start wiping away.


21. A delightful little card to let your loved one know exactly what you'd like to do to them if they're okay with it.

22. A bottle of L'Oreal's Blow Dry It, a hair cream designed to help you reduce your blow-dry time and protect your locks from overheating.


23. A set of easy to install, flame-retardant socket sealers designed to stop the cold air from leaking into your house and messing with your warm and cozy home.


24. A bottle of super gentle Cetaphil Baby Wash and Shampoo — don't let the name fool you, it's not just for babies (at least not of the infant variety), it's great for anyone with sensitive skin.

25. A very accurate vinyl sticker — it's like copied-and-pasted straight from every conversation I've ever had.

26. A pack of collagen-infused eye masks to help combat your lack-of-sleep look and any other general under-eye puffiness that tends to add to your bad day.


27. A bottle of germ-killing Pipette hand sanitizer made with 65% USP ethyl alcohol content and sugarcane-derived squalane that'll leave your hands sanitized and moisturized.

28. A small and perfectly illustrated Dr. Frasier Crane print, because we all need someone who is listening right now.

29. A pack of Command picture-hanging strips that'll aid you in hanging your ever-growing art collection without digging any holes into your walls.


30. A set of rubber jar grippers for when you need that extra assistance opening all those impossibly hard to open jars that are really just being difficult for no reason.


31. A very therapeutic Aveeno shave gel made with oat and vitamin E for help preventing razor burn and the pain that comes along with it.


32. A shiny tube of Rimmel Stay Glossy lipgloss designed to stay on and stay put for six hours.


33. A pack of slow cooker liners, because maybe someone in your family has allergies that you have to be extra careful about and do everything you can to prevent cross-contamination or maybe you're just lazy and don't want to wash any dishes after you cook — or maybe both!

34. A delightfully foul-mouthed coloring book that'll help you get all your frustrations out in the prettiest way possible.


35. A pack of bra strap clips to help hold everything in place and stop you from doing the grab for your sliding straps every 20 seconds.


36. An absolutely delightful children's book filled with the story from what is (without a doubt, I don't give a hoot what anyone says) the best movie ever created.

37. A reusable makeup-removing cloth, because getting rid of all the excess makeup every night is a chore but this will help make it easier — they just need water!

38. A velvet faux pearl beaded headband designed with a knotted detail and in a comfortable fit for a sophisticated look you can wear all day.

39. A set of whimsical little bag clips so you can keep your food fresh and maybe even stop all those little critters you live with away from your food — and by critters I mean your roommates.

40. A delightfully etched side-view mirror sticker for help with your competive nature.

41. An inspiring vinyl wall decal that'll be your daily reminder to leave your house and kick some serious ass.

And I promise you all, at the time of publication everything on this list was five dollars.
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