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1. This pillow set because you guys are secure AF in your relationship.
2. Some sweatshirts that show the level of realness time has allowed you to express to one another.
3. This insect catching device because it's one of your jobs to deal with these horrifying creatures while the other one screams in agony.
4. A pair of sweatpants because if there are any pants being worn in your house, they're gonna have to have an elastic waistband.
5. A subscription to Netflix because you're gonna spend about 99% of your weekends in those sweatpants watching it.
6. A second TV.
7. A hangry apology card because you got crazy when you were hungry.
8. This t-shirt that totally gets the kind of love years and years and years of togetherness has allowed you.
9. A giant bed because you're so past that cuddling bullshit and you need a good night's rest damn it!
10. Some pillowcases that clearly define everyone's place in that giant bed.
11. A notebook for all your inside jokes that you'll make in front of people and then have to try to explain but then just end up saying, "You had to be there!"
12. This wine glass which is actually a preemptive warning, preventing a nuclear war in your house.
13. A personal bedside fan because no greater war has ever been fought then the one for control of the thermostat.
14. Some snoring relief because the soundtrack of your love isn't officially your partner's snoring.
15. Some ear plugs because secretly you know the snoring strips won't work but you don't want to make them feel bad.
16. A set of spoons because when was the last time you guys DIDN'T eat each other's food?
17. This card that perfectly sums up all the feels you have for your partner.
18. An insert for your wallet that reminds you of your anniversary, or whatever date you tell people because let's be honest, neither of you actually remember when you really started dating.
19. A photo album to organize all your pictures because it's not like you're in photos with anyone else.
20. A bunch of date night ideas because this one night is the only thing you look forward to all week, and the only thing that'll get you to put on real pants.
21. A second blanket because couples share everything, everything except the covers.
22. An online place to store all your honey-do lists so there is no excuse for why they forgot the milk.
23. A dishwasher because fights should be about the things that matter, like whether or not aliens built the pyramids, not the dishes.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not flowers cuz you guys aren't wasting your money on things that'll die.
