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23 Things All Couples In Long-Term Relationships Totally Need

At this point, your love is deep and your tolerance for fart smells is high.

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1. This pillow set because you guys are secure AF in your relationship.


Get these on Amazon for $13.

2. Some sweatshirts that show the level of realness time has allowed you to express to one another.

TBH you're gonna love each other if you wake up like this or that.

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3. This insect catching device because it's one of your jobs to deal with these horrifying creatures while the other one screams in agony.

Get it on Amazon for $28.

4. A pair of sweatpants because if there are any pants being worn in your house, they're gonna have to have an elastic waistband.

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5. A subscription to Netflix because you're gonna spend about 99% of your weekends in those sweatpants watching it.

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6. A second TV.

Eventually one of you will fall asleep on the sofa, only to wake up to your SO a few episodes deep into that show you'd been watching together, despite the fact that you waited for them when they got home late, and so now they have to be banished to the other room to watch reruns of House Hunters, while you get caught up on the two episodes of The Wire they continued watching while you took an innocent nap!

Not that we're speaking from personal experience or anything.

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7. A hangry apology card because you got crazy when you were hungry.

Only you can prevent hangry fights.

Get it at Print Smitten on Etsy for $5.

8. This t-shirt that totally gets the kind of love years and years and years of togetherness has allowed you.

9. A giant bed because you're so past that cuddling bullshit and you need a good night's rest damn it!

Get this one with amazing reviews on Amazon for $342.

10. Some pillowcases that clearly define everyone's place in that giant bed.

If you have the bigger bed, then the dog can have more space! Don't be so selfish.

Get them on Amazon for $25.

11. A notebook for all your inside jokes that you'll make in front of people and then have to try to explain but then just end up saying, "You had to be there!"

12. This wine glass which is actually a preemptive warning, preventing a nuclear war in your house.

Get it on Amazon for $23.

13. A personal bedside fan because no greater war has ever been fought then the one for control of the thermostat.

It's time for you and your SO to call a cease fire on this one.

Get it on Amazon for $138.

14. Some snoring relief because the soundtrack of your love isn't officially your partner's snoring.

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15. Some ear plugs because secretly you know the snoring strips won't work but you don't want to make them feel bad.

Get them on Amazon for $18.

16. A set of spoons because when was the last time you guys DIDN'T eat each other's food?

17. This card that perfectly sums up all the feels you have for your partner.

18. An insert for your wallet that reminds you of your anniversary, or whatever date you tell people because let's be honest, neither of you actually remember when you really started dating.

It was like at least 8 years ago, probably.

Get it at Clouds and Currents on Etsy for $26.

19. A photo album to organize all your pictures because it's not like you're in photos with anyone else.

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20. A bunch of date night ideas because this one night is the only thing you look forward to all week, and the only thing that'll get you to put on real pants.

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21. A second blanket because couples share everything, everything except the covers.

Get it on Amazon for $21.

22. An online place to store all your honey-do lists so there is no excuse for why they forgot the milk.

Learn more at Evernote.

23. A dishwasher because fights should be about the things that matter, like whether or not aliens built the pyramids, not the dishes.

If you don't have space for a built-in, try this countertop dishwasher on Amazon for $200, but if you do, try this one!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not flowers cuz you guys aren't wasting your money on things that'll die.


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