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28 Products That Are Perfect For Your Version Of A Wild Saturday Night

Dance floors, high heels, and too much cologne—no thanks, we're good.

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1. This adorable onesie because you're a lady on the streets and a Brachiosaurus in the sheets.

2. These pimple patches 'cause you hate poppin' pimples just as much as you hate poppin' bottles in da club.

Promising Review: "Short version: I've never experienced anything like these in my life. They've already done more for my skin than a professional dermatologist has ever been able to do for me." —J. Frank

Get a pack of 24 from Amazon for $5.


3. A meowvalous headband so you can keep your hair out of your face while you pamper yourself.

6. Some bath bombs to make your tub the bomb-diggity.

Promising Review: "I just tried the HEAL bomb. I loved the scent. It was nice, but not overwhelming. My skin feels smooth, and I can still smell a hint of the scent on my skin. The bomb dissolved quickly. No trace of salts at the bottom of the tub." —Penny F.

Get a set of eight from Amazon for $22.


8. An anti-stress or charcoal face mask so it can be guaranteed that we ain't ever getting older.,

Promising Review: "One of the best masks out there. I don't have to leave it on long. It keeps my blemishes away. Smells great, too." —Brenda Robinson

Get them from Amazon: Anti-Stress Mask for $4 and Charcoal Mask for $4.

10. Some under-eye masks because you need to give them a little pampering after all the side-eyeing you've been doing.,

Promising Review: "Amazing patches, I am actually lost for words. They're easy to use, and the results are instant. The skin under my eyes is smooth, and the slight darkness is gone. Absolutely amazing." —Baby Bee

Get two packs of 30 sheets from Amazon for $6.


12. A hair mask because you already have the eye of the tiger, why not have the mane of a lion.,

Promising Review: "I use this every other day in the shower as my conditioner, (I leave it on for approximately three to four minutes, then rinse it out). It smells too good not to try. I am in aroma heaven in the shower. Mm. Mm. Mmm. After my shower, I do my normal hair routine and my hair feels, smells, and looks amazing! An added bonus is that my skin isn't irritated, and doesn't breakout from it! In summary, I'm in love with this stuff." —JP.Lovely

Get it from Amazon for $15.


15. Some PJs that are way more comfortable than apple bottom jeans, or boots with the fur.

16. A family size pack of Oreos to eat entirely in one sitting because fuuuuuck it!

17. A wine glass that totally knows what's up.


19. Some face masks to let everyone know just how much of a party animal you really are.

Promising Review: "Hilarious and adorable. They really do make my face feel incredible!!" —Comimehr

Get the set of four from Amazon for $5.

20. A box of Funfetti cake mix and frosting guaranteed to make for a party in your mouth.

21. A nail polish holder because it's Saturday and I won't be long, gotta paint my nails...

22. Some PJs you'll wear while you eat more Kit Kats then you'd like to admit.

Get the PJs from H&M for $25 (available in sizes XS-L) and a 36-pack of Kit Kats on Amazon for $21.


23. An eye mask that'll help reduce the puffiness after you ball your eyes out from watching way too many videos about puppies making friends with other animals.

Promising Review: "I really love this face mask. I'm getting older and the 'sleep' is taking longer to go away from my eyes. I'll put the mask on my eyes until it starts to melt. You can immediately see the puffiness go away. I do this everyday! I love that the puffiness around my eyes goes down right away and I am able to get ready and look fresh quickly." —Naty

Get it from Amazon for $8.

25. These cute AF pineapple PJs so you match with the marathon of SpongeBob you're about to watch.

26. A set of ice cream spoons because we all know you're eating your favorite flavors straight from the carton, just make sure to eat it despacito, otherwise you might get a brain freeze.

27. Some nail sheets because the only disco ball you wanna see is on your manicure.

Promising Review: "I love these and they are not difficult to use. Just cut the pieces and lay them on as desired with tweezers on a tacky nail. If the nail is not tacky, it's much harder. But it took me an hour to do the whole manicure and stick these, finishing it off with a clear top coat. Also, they're really reflective of the color underneath." —Natalie

Get it from Amazon for $9.

28. And this T-shirt so everyone knows it's not you, it's them.

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