1. A stainless steel 1.5 tbsp coffee spoon and bag clip so you never have to dig up your coffee scoop that's managed to bury itself inside your favorite caffeine powder.
2. A pair of knitted cotton socks perfect for helping set house elves free and keeping your toes nice and toasty.
3. A deep pore–cleansing clay mask made with 100% natural calcium bentonite clay that'll leave your skin feeling fresh and clear.
4. A pair of color popping cherry earrings as the absolute perfect way to top off your outfit.
5. A set of silky-soft satin pillowcases designed to help keep your hair from frizzing, your skin from breaking out, and your dreams sweet.
6. A comfy and breezy T-shirt dress, because it doesn't matter if it's 1,000 degrees outside — and all you wanna do is eat ice cream.
7. A set of nonstick oven liners — since the reason your smoke alarm is always going off might be because of the caked-on mess living at the bottom of your oven.
8. A linen pillow cover that immortalizes one of the greatest moments in TV history and that you'll use to rest your head on while you rewatch The Office for the 782nd time this week.
9. An organizer hanger, because it's about time you gave all your tank tops and bras a home that isn't in the giant pile of clothes you have on that chair in the corner.
10. A delightfully foul-mouthed coloring book that'll help you get all your frustrations out in the prettiest way possible.
11. A backless retro-inspired suit so incredible people, on Amazon just won't shut up about it — and apparently, neither will we.
12. An intensely hydrating margarita lip balm made with vitamin E, cocoa butter, shea butter, aloe butter, hemp oil, beeswax, zinc oxide, and not one lick of salt...which I guess some people like.
13. A custom-made Starbucks cup with your name right on it! You can finally imagine a life where a barista isn't spelling your name wrong!
14. A pack of silver wipes to finally restore all your fancy AF pieces back to their sparkling selves.
15. A durable but lightweight pair of gloves that'll protect your fingers from cuts, scrapes, and just general clumsiness.
16. A pair of retro-inspired heart-shaped sunnies you'll fall madly in love with — and it'll show 'cause you'll literally have heart eyes.
17. A personalized monogrammed necklace you can have customized: Choose from eight fonts, three colors, and a bunch of designs that can include your birthstone or a cute little butterfly.
18. A hilarious vinyl sticker to help you relive another one of the best moments in television history — no greater character has ever been imagined than that of Mr. Bobby Hill, except for maybe Señora Peggy Hill.
19. A tub cleaner, because if you insist on marinating in your own juices make sure the pot you're doing it in is totally clean.
20. A stainless-steel dumpling maker you could probably also use to make delicious mini empanadas.
21. A scratch-off bucket list poster so you can track every place you've been, every album you've listened to, every movie you've seen, and every breath you take — well, ok, not the last one.
22. A ceramic coffee mug that examines the "truths" we're brainwashed to believe — let's do the math people, it's just not possible.
23. A box of tea filled with delicious flavors and amazing literary quotes — these bags are just asking to be in the opening credits of a rom-com!
24. A comfy set of pajamas you can wear while you're coming down the stairs, while you're coming down in pairs, or while you're chasing teddy bears.
25. A glass and gold-foil-design beer cup, because being fancy doesn't just mean drinking champagne.
26. A bottle of Mike's Hot Honey you'll quickly wonder how you ever lived without! Seriously, it's spicy, sweet, and tastes SO f#@%ing good on pizza.
27. A crewneck T-shirt so epic, so iconic, that no words I use to describe it would ever be enough.
28. A gorgeous bamboo matcha set complete with a whisk (chasen), traditional scoop (chashaku), and teaspoon to make the perfect cup.
29. A tangle-free silicone AirPods cord so you can turn those handy little earbuds into regular old headphones when you need to.
30. A coloring book filled with 37 of the most notorious serial killers the world has ever known...and you get to bring them to life with your mad coloring skills.
31. A 100% natural pumice stone toilet bowl cleaner that'll scrub away any rust or lime buildup on your porcelain throne.
32. A Wilton cookie shot-glass pan set so you can make cookie shot glasses — yes, you heard that right! Motherf#@%ing delicious shot glasses you can eat after you down your milk like the badass you are.
33. A gorgeous celestial One Line a Day journal designed to inspire daily reflections on your life that you can treasure long after its pages are filled.
34. A comfy T-shirt to honor and memorialize the planets we've loved and lost. RIP Pluto, RIP.
35. An awesome beginner's guide to calligraphy that'll help you totally upgrade your penmanship game by teaching you five different alphabet styles, uppercase and lowercase letters, and some design and composition tips.
36. An under-door draft stopper you can easily slide under doors or place in windows to help seal any gaps that may allow noise to travel through.
37. A set of lace boy-short undies that'll totally have your booty covered but not too much.
38. A comfy T-shirt so you can show everyone the correct spelling of your favorite movie. (You can wear it while you parquear the car in el parking when you go ver el show in el shopping — just don't forget to Googlear the movie times and get el ticket before they sell out.)
39. A set of drawer storage boxes to make the dig for your underwear or socks each morning a little less traumatic.
40. A pair of comfy crew socks designed to be worn while eating cheesecake in the middle of the night.
41. A copy of the New York Times best-selling book Salt Fat Acid Heat — a super-informative read that'll explain exactly what you're doing in the kitchen and make you a better cook because of it.
42. A pair of super-cute and cozy animal slippers available in 57 adorable designs! Are you an otter person? There's a slipper for that! Love elephants? You'll never forget these slippers! Always wanted a pair of alligator shoes? Well, these are way better.
43. A copy of Monopoly Cheaters Edition for your brother — that motherf#@%ing momma's boy has been skimming those multicolored dolla' dolla' bills for too damn long and it's time he paid.
44. A classic (and some could argue, classy) T-shirt for all your F*R*I*E*N*D*S*.
45. A cuddle-worthy sweatshirt, because all their friends went to Schrute Farms and all they got them was this awesome sweatshirt.
46. An awesome book filled with just enough information for a lifetime of happy eating.
47. A set of glass photo coasters that can be personalized with your favorite pictures. What better way to pay tribute to your family than by setting a cold drink on their face every day?
Are you really going to tell me there isn't ONE thing on this list that piques your interest?
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