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21 Products For People Who Don't Swear

They don't wanna fudging hear it.

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1. A button so you can get out your frustrations without any profanities.

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Get it from Liz Harry on Etsy for $2.

2. A T-shirt that expresses just how much you care without dirtying up your mouth.

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Get it on Amazon for $16. / Available in sizes S–XXL.

3. A pin too ?#@*!% awesome for words.

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Get it from Ashley Beth Graphics on Etsy for $8.

4. A mug to express yourself in a much more delicious way.

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Get it from Sparkly Prints on Etsy for $17.

5. A sign you can use to introduce the house rules to anyone entering.

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Get it on Amazon for $19.

6. A onesie covered in feathered friends instead of curse words.

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Get it from Born Badass Apparel on Etsy for $17. / Available in gray, white, and black and in sizes 0–24 months.

7. A pair of earrings that do the censoring for you.

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Get them from Obsessories LA on Etsy for $10.

8. A print because you really don't need curse words.

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Get the digital download from Type Secret on Etsy for $3.

9. A card to share your remorse in the exact same way profanities would.

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Get it from Talk of the Town Party UK on Etsy for $4+. / Available in A5 and A6 sizes.

10. A kit that'll let you cross-stitch your feelings of frustration.

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Get it from Kaits Crafting Corner on Etsy for $25.

11. A T-shirt because maybe you're from the Bay Area, or maybe you just don't wanna use curse words.

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Get it from Chummy Tees on Etsy for $24+. / Available in gray and white and in a variety of style and size options.

12. A tote covered in flamingos, not expletives.

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Get it from Jenuine Graphics on Etsy for $12+. / Available in multiple size and color options.

13. A mug that's a little in your face but sometimes you just gotta let it all out.

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Get it from Swear Mugs on Etsy for $15.

14. Some paperclips to show just how important your documents are without getting all aggressive about it.

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Get the on Amazon for $12.

15. A T-shirt for when the pain is real but it's still no excuse for the f-word.

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Get it on Amazon for $9+. / Available in sizes XS–3XL.

16. A wooden sign because gosh darn it sometimes you mess up.

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Get it from Farm Guthrie on Etsy for $15.

17. A print that is basically your internal eye roll.

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Get the digital download from Type Secret on Etsy for $3.

18. Some espresso cups so you can spell it all out.

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Get them from Venue Decor on Etsy for $48.

19. A swear jar determined to put a price on a foul mouth.

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Get it from Cubicle Envy on Etsy for $10.

20. A sign almost too sweet to show your frustrations.

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Get it from Plyshop on Etsy for $15. / Available in gray, black, or brown wood stains.

21. And a doormat to let anyone who isn't willing to follow your rules know exactly when you'll see them next.

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Get it from Shop Nylon for $42.

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