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26 Gifts Every Selfish Person Will Want To Keep For Themselves

This is theirs, that is theirs, everything is theirs.

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1. This lock for their Ben & Jerry's because if they don't like sharing, they definitely won't like sharing their ice cream.

Get it on Amazon for $23.
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Get it on Amazon for $23.

2. This plaque that answers anyone who asks, "Can I have some?"

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Get it on ModCloth for $30.

3. This sweatshirt because all they dream about is never having to share their pizza.

Get it at Nylon for $26.Available in sizes S-L.
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Get it at Nylon for $26.

Available in sizes S-L.

4. This instant download so that they can frame their feelings.

Get the file for an 11"x14" print in a JPG format from Stranger Days on Etsy for $5.
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Get the file for an 11"x14" print in a JPG format from Stranger Days on Etsy for $5.

5. This notebook that expresses their deepest feelings.

Get the set of three from Nasty Gal for $13.
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Get the set of three from Nasty Gal for $13.

6. This spoon because if they were any of the Friends characters, they'd be Joey.

Get it from For Such A Time on Etsy for $18.
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Get it from For Such A Time on Etsy for $18.

7. This library kit so if they're ever forced to share their books they will definitely get them back.

Get it on Amazon for $11.
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Get it on Amazon for $11.

8. This mug that is clearly labeled.

Get it from Mad Kitty Mugs on Etsy starting at $16.Available in a variety of colors and in 11 fl oz and 15 fl oz sizes.
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Get it from Mad Kitty Mugs on Etsy starting at $16.

Available in a variety of colors and in 11 fl oz and 15 fl oz sizes.

9. These lunch bags that'll deter anyone from trying to share with them.

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Get the insect ones and crime scene ones on Amazon for $7 each.

10. This T-shirt that explains their interpretation of what team work means.

Get it from I Love Apparel on Etsy starting at $23.Also available in black and charcoal and in adult sizes S-3XL.
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Get it from I Love Apparel on Etsy starting at $23.

Also available in black and charcoal and in adult sizes S-3XL.

11. This sign that perfectly states the rules to their space.

Get it at Typo by Cotton:On for $13.
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Get it at Typo by Cotton:On for $13.

12. These lunch containers that look pretty, but are actually a very serious warning.

Get it at Typo by Cotton:On for $15.
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Get it at Typo by Cotton:On for $15.

13. This T-shirt because they are the hedgehog in this scenerio.

Get it from Bump Covers on Etsy starting at $15.Available in a variety of colors in men's, women's, and children's sizes.
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Get it from Bump Covers on Etsy starting at $15.

Available in a variety of colors in men's, women's, and children's sizes.

14. This mug that explains how they're not willing to share with anyone, no matter what.

Get it from Drageyn Designs on Etsy for $16.
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Get it from Drageyn Designs on Etsy for $16.

15. This safe so they can discreetly hide all the things they never want anyone to touch.

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Get it on Amazon for $14.

16. Or this Ajax container because the best place to hide things is where no one looks.

No one is ever pretending to clean! Get it on Amazon for $14.
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No one is ever pretending to clean!

Get it on Amazon for $14.

17. These pouches that will make the threats for them.

Get it from SoooPerfect for $16.
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Get it from SoooPerfect for $16.

18. This tank top that lets everyone know who the wine belongs to.

Get it at LookHuman for $20. Available in women's sizes XS-XL in a variety of styles and color variations.
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Get it at LookHuman for $20.

Available in women's sizes XS-XL in a variety of styles and color variations.

19. These pillow cases because if they're going to be forced to share a bed, they need to set the boundaries now.

Get the set from Kakabaka on Etsy starting at $55.Available in standard and king size cases.
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Get the set from Kakabaka on Etsy starting at $55.

Available in standard and king size cases.

20. This mug that apologies for their behavior, kinda.

Get it at LookHuman for $15.
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Get it at LookHuman for $15.

21. This wine glass that makes it so that they never have to share.

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Get it on Amazon for $18.

22. Or this wine lock so that they never have to worry about sharing.

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Get it on Amazon for $10.

23. This T-shirt that provides everyone with a warning.

Get it at LookHuman starting at $20.Available in a variety of styles and color variations.
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Get it at LookHuman starting at $20.

Available in a variety of styles and color variations.

24. This lunch bag that cleverly disguises their food.

Get it on Amazon for $16.
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Get it on Amazon for $16.

25. Or this one that'll guarantee no on touches the meatloaf leftovers they brought.

Get it on Amazon for $17.
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Get it on Amazon for $17.

26. And this shirt that explains every part of their allocation policy to anyone who's wondering.

Get it at LookHuman starting at $25.Available in a variety of styles and color variations.
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Get it at LookHuman starting at $25.

Available in a variety of styles and color variations.

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