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    38 "Golden Girls" Products For Anyone You'd Like To Thank For Being A Friend

    Picture it, all this awesome stuff in your home.

    1. A, as they say in St. Olaf, cross-stitch kit filled with 12 Golden Girl-inspired designs and enough materials to complete two of those designs.

    2. A ::in my best southern accent:: devastatingly gorgeous 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle complete with a giant image of these lovely ladies' beautiful faces.

    3. A lively little Golden Girls Chia Pet, picture it, a bust of your favorite girl with sprouts growing out for hair.

    4. A classic vinyl sticker you'll take everywhere with you and never put down — ever.

    5. Or an enamel pin version that'll cling to you like its name was Stanley Zbornak.

    6. A classic tiki cup perfect for all those cocktails you'll enjoy on the lanai.

    7. A perfectly scented soy candle filled with the scents of Sicily and marinara sauce — not actually, but there's an idea!

    8. A set of Golden Girls shot glasses, because you know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he’ll die.

    9. A delicious recipe book filled with dishes so good if they were a person you'd get naked and make love to them.

    10. A cozy little sweatshirt to wear around your parents while you're isolating together as a reminder of where you're gonna put them if they don't stay home.

    11. A set of stemless wineglasses so you can have a relaxing drink after work and stop being as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo.

    12. A copy of The Golden Girls Clue board game, because we all know Rose ate the last piece of cheesecake, in the lanai, with the wooden spoon — it's time you proved it.

    13. A hilarious Golden Girls Mad Libs book, because thank you for being a [noun], traveled down the road and [verb] again. Your heart is [adjective] you're a pal and a confidant.

    14. A windshield sun visor so you can stop some of those hot Miami rays from heating your new Mercedes — that you're probably going to have to return.

    15. A comfy and relaxing cotton T-shirt to wear on your next lazy day — isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad, and still look so good in this shirt?

    16. An awesome photo booth prop set, because after 80, every year without a headstone is a milestone — and so we should celebrate with a party.

    17. A pair of comfy crew socks designed to be worn while eating cheesecake in the middle of the night.

    18. A sturdy dishwasher-safe mug because people waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full — you, you just drink whatever's in the glass.

    19. A vintage-inspired keychain so you can grab your keys and go grab some ice cream or commit a felony, you'll decide in the car.

    20. And speaking of Shady Pines, a Bingo set for up to 16 people so you have something to play when they put you back in the home.

    21. A set of tarot cards that'll give you a look into whether you're destined to be a Rose, Dorothy, Blanche, or Sophia in your future.

    22. A decorative vinyl sticker just in case any Stanleys come knocking on your door looking for a place to crash.

    23. A set of classy looking magnets that'll support your decision every time you go to the fridge for another cheesecake.

    24. A nice ceramic mug you can pretend was a souvenir from your trip to St. Olaf.

    25. A comfortable T-shirt because you're fluent in Golden Girls quotes.

    26. A Betty White brick you could maybe use as a weapon, I mean you're pretty bad, you eat raw cookie dough, and, occasionally, you run through the sprinklers and don’t wear a bathing cap. And at Christmas, you’ve been known to put away more than one eggnog.

    27. An indoor/outdoor vinyl sticker that's just the hergenbargenflergenflurfennerfen.

    28. A reusable cotton face mask reminding you to stay safe and that you'll not be mixing a margarita in a sailor’s mouth anytime soon.

    29. A delightful coloring book because you should live like Rose, love like Blanche, think like Dorothy, and speak like Sophia — oh and color all of them.

    30. A perfect enamel pin that's honestly just a blessing — why do blessings wear disguises? If I were a blessing, I’d run around naked.

    31. A bright cotton T-shirt, because you have a date with a venus fly trap and need a new shirt.

    32. A perfectly sized ceramic mug so you can get your morning coffee and get to work on time for once — although, as they say, better late than pregnant.

    33. A very informative book filled with the life advice only a friend could give — and let me tell you the three most important things I learned about life: number one, hold fast to your friends; number two, there’s no such thing as security; and number three, don’t go see Ishtar. Woof.

    34. A comfy little eye mask perfect for when you feel like crawling under the covers and eating a box of Velveeta.

    35. A crochet guide and kit so that you can recreate these delightful ladies — but fasten your seatbelt, slut puppy. This ain’t gonna be no cakewalk!

    36. A gorgeous matte art print perfect for that person that says 'on who?' when you say jump.

    37. A Dorothy level trivia game to test your smarts on the show.

    38. And a floor plan of their exquisite home so you can always find your way to the lanai.

    The only thing missing from this list...

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