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    May 4, 2020

    38 "Golden Girls" Products For Anyone You'd Like To Thank For Being A Friend

    Picture it, all this awesome stuff in your home.

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. A, as they say in St. Olaf, cross-stitch kit filled with 12 Golden Girl-inspired designs and enough materials to complete two of those designs.

    amazon.com

    If you get super motivated and want to complete the other 10, you can get additional materials here.

    Promising review: "Absolutely love this!! This is my first time cross-stitching. It's easy to understand and came with the supplies to start out. I'm so happy with this." —Jenram5

    Get it from Amazon for $19.79.

    2. A ::in my best southern accent:: devastatingly gorgeous 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle complete with a giant image of these lovely ladies' beautiful faces.

    amazon.com, Amazon

    Promising review: "First off I would like to say this is a must-have for any Golden Girls fan!! The pieces were a little bit difficult to fit but it brought a challenge!! Edges look like inside and inside look like edges with some pieces! It took me a week but was very fun!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $14.95.

    3. A lively little Golden Girls Chia Pet, picture it, a bust of your favorite girl with sprouts growing out for hair.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I got this for my wife as a stocking stuffer. We love it! I've seen some videos where people don't know what they're doing. They either make the seed mixture too thick, or too runny. You want to find that happy medium. Too many seeds will impede growth in spots where there are too many seeds. If the mixture is too runny, most of the seeds will slide off when applying. We've grown Sophia through three cycles now and we've got it down. The first time we did too many seeds and had a few problem areas. But now that we know, it's smooth sailing and she's looking good!" —louconn

    Get it from Amazon for $19.93+ (available in all four ladies).

    4. A classic vinyl sticker you'll take everywhere with you and never put down — ever.

    Lookie Here Designs on Etsy

    Get it from Lookie Here Designs on Etsy for $4.50.

    5. Or an enamel pin version that'll cling to you like its name was Stanley Zbornak.

    The Ultimate At The Mall on Etsy

    Get it from The Ultimate At The Mall on Etsy for $9.

    6. A classic tiki cup perfect for all those cocktails you'll enjoy on the lanai.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Love love love. Larger than I thought but in a good way. Great packaging, super awesome, love love love! Just waiting for the other girls to arrive." —Dar5r

    Get it from Amazon for $25.99 (also available as Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, or as a full set).

    7. A perfectly scented soy candle filled with the scents of Sicily and marinara sauce — not actually, but there's an idea!

    Amazon

    Promising review: "LOVED IT. It smells really nice and not too overpowering. Perfect for a Golden Girls lover!!" —Donna K

    Get it from Amazon for $26 (also available as Dorothy, Rose, and Blanche).

    8. A set of Golden Girls shot glasses, because you know what they say: you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he’ll die.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Bought for a friend. Absolutely wonderful! Came in great shape and just as pictured. Shipped timely as well. I recommend getting this product if you are a fan of the show and enjoy a fun little drinking game." —Inigo montoya

    Get the set of four from Amazon for $21.99.

    9. A delicious recipe book filled with dishes so good if they were a person you'd get naked and make love to them.

    Amazon

    Preorder your copy from Amazon for $19.53 (and pick up the cocktail recipe book too).

    10. A cozy little sweatshirt to wear around your parents while you're isolating together as a reminder of where you're gonna put them if they don't stay home.

    Bluebird Apparel on Etsy

    Get it from Bluebird Apparel on Etsy for $32.99+ (available in sizes S-5XL and in nine colors).

    11. A set of stemless wineglasses so you can have a relaxing drink after work and stop being as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "These wineglasses were just perfect when I found them on Amazon for my mom group — we call ourselves The Golden Girls. The girls absolutely love them!" —Amazon Customer

    Get the set of four from Amazon for $39.99.

    12. A copy of The Golden Girls Clue board game, because we all know Rose ate the last piece of cheesecake, in the lanai, with the wooden spoon — it's time you proved it.

    Bed Bath & Beyond / Via amazon.com

    Get it from Bed Bath & Beyond for $39.99.

    13. A hilarious Golden Girls Mad Libs book, because thank you for being a [noun], traveled down the road and [verb] again. Your heart is [adjective] you're a pal and a confidant.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I’m a huge fan of Golden Girls and loved Mad Libs ever since I was a kid, so when I saw this I grabbed it! The 'stories' in this Mad Libs are based off real episodes of The Golden Girls, only you get to change around the plot lines with hilarious twists! I’m definitely buying more of these Golden Girls Mad Libs to have. I really hope they make a second edition of it! Love it!" —mandy

    Get it from Amazon for $4.59 (also available in a Christmas edition).

    14. A windshield sun visor so you can stop some of those hot Miami rays from heating your new Mercedes — that you're probably going to have to return.

    amazon.com, Amazon

    Promising review: "Traveled down the road and back again....Not really (lol), you probably shouldn't drive with this visor in use. Keeps the sun out, does everything it's designed to do, and more! I get plenty of compliments and people busting out in song when they see me walking out of my vehicle after just putting it up. I love it so much." —LAUREN T.

    Get it from Amazon for $29.99 (and check out this version that puts Rose in the driver's seat).

    15. A comfy and relaxing cotton T-shirt to wear on your next lazy day — isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad, and still look so good in this shirt?

    Yellow Dog Tees on Etsy

    Get it from Yellow Dog Tees on Etsy for $22.99+ (available in sizes S-3XL and in three styles and four colors).

    16. An awesome photo booth prop set, because after 80, every year without a headstone is a milestone — and so we should celebrate with a party.

    amazon.com, Amazon

    Promising review: "OMG I low-key cried when I found this because I love The Golden Girls. Watch it every night, so when I found this I freaked! I had a Golden Girls-themed pajama party and the props were the icing on the cake." —Jocelyn Robinson

    Get it from Amazon for $18.99 (you can also find a full set of party supplies).

    17. A pair of comfy crew socks designed to be worn while eating cheesecake in the middle of the night.

    amazon.com, Amazon

    Promising review: "Long! Just keep that in mind. They’re full-size tube socks. But totally high quality and cute design. Great gift!!!!" —007

    Get it from Amazon for $10.70+ (available in all four Golden Girls).

    18. A sturdy dishwasher-safe mug because people waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full — you, you just drink whatever's in the glass.

    Cheech Taco Dog on Etsy

    Get it from Cheech Taco Dog on Etsy for $18.

    19. A vintage-inspired keychain so you can grab your keys and go grab some ice cream or commit a felony, you'll decide in the car.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Perfect for that Golden Girls fan!! ESPECIALLY if it’s your mother!! 😂😂" —Amanda S.

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    20. And speaking of Shady Pines, a Bingo set for up to 16 people so you have something to play when they put you back in the home.

    amazon.com, Amazon

    Promising review: "This was super fun in a party setting. Everything you need to play is included. You don’t need to know the show to enjoy, but the items chosen to be on the board are definitely Golden Girls-inspired." —Kathleen Owens

    Get it from Amazon for $27.69.

    21. A set of tarot cards that'll give you a look into whether you're destined to be a Rose, Dorothy, Blanche, or Sophia in your future.

    Promising review: "I smile the entire time I flip through this deck. Card quality is nice, sturdy card stock. The person who designed this deck was most assuredly a true fan. I love seeing all the little nods to the show in the pictures. I am so very pleased this deck was created and now in my possession!!! A deck that you can thank for being your friend." —Julia Stormy Meadows

    Get it from Amazon for $17.96.

    22. A decorative vinyl sticker just in case any Stanleys come knocking on your door looking for a place to crash.

    Bergen Place on Etsy

    Get it from Bergen Place on Etsy for $3.

    23. A set of classy looking magnets that'll support your decision every time you go to the fridge for another cheesecake.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I love these magnets. Yes, it would be nice if they were bigger but they are advertised to be small, so they are small. I'm just going to be putting these on my refrigerator or my file cabinet so that's okay. They come with a little Golden Girls booklet and a mini reversible poster of their house." —Zoë

    Get it from Amazon for $7.38.

    24. A nice ceramic mug you can pretend was a souvenir from your trip to St. Olaf.

    Classy Sassy Cafe on Etsy

    Get it from Classy Sassy Cafe on Etsy for $14.95.

    25. A comfortable T-shirt because you're fluent in Golden Girls quotes.

    Anthony Bove on Etsy

    Get it from Anthony Bove on Etsy for $15.19 (available in baby, kids, and adult sizes. Also available as a hoodie, long-sleeve T-shirt, or sweatshirt).

    26. A Betty White brick you could maybe use as a weapon, I mean you're pretty bad, you eat raw cookie dough, and, occasionally, you run through the sprinklers and don’t wear a bathing cap. And at Christmas, you’ve been known to put away more than one eggnog.

    John Noble Art on Etsy

    Get it from John Noble Art on Etsy for $25.

    27. An indoor/outdoor vinyl sticker that's just the hergenbargenflergenflurfennerfen.

    Madcap And Co on Etsy

    Get it from Madcap And Co on Etsy for $3.50.

    28. A reusable cotton face mask reminding you to stay safe and that you'll not be mixing a margarita in a sailor’s mouth anytime soon.

    Y-Li Store on Etsy

    Get it from Y-Li Store on Etsy for $19.99.

    29. A delightful coloring book because you should live like Rose, love like Blanche, think like Dorothy, and speak like Sophia — oh and color all of them.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I would definitely recommend this for someone who not only likes The Golden Girls, but likes creative coloring in general. There’s a tropical theme too, so there are quite a bit of fruit and palm leaves but I love coloring those so no bother to me. Love this purchase. I finished my first page, and the others are next!" —Emily

    Get it from Amazon for $13.01.

    30. A perfect enamel pin that's honestly just a blessing — why do blessings wear disguises? If I were a blessing, I’d run around naked.

    Two Thangs on Etsy

    Get it from Two Thangs on Etsy for $13.

    31. A bright cotton T-shirt, because you have a date with a venus fly trap and need a new shirt.

    BoxLunch

    Get it from BoxLunch for $28.90 (available in sizes S-2X).

    32. A perfectly sized ceramic mug so you can get your morning coffee and get to work on time for once — although, as they say, better late than pregnant.

    Hey Shop Bonnie on Etsy

    Get it from Hey Shop Bonnie on Etsy for $23 (available in Sophia, Blanche, Rose, Dorothy, or in all four girls.

    33. A very informative book filled with the life advice only a friend could give — and let me tell you the three most important things I learned about life: number one, hold fast to your friends; number two, there’s no such thing as security; and number three, don’t go see Ishtar. Woof.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "Yes! What a great book for reading on the lanai. Has a little bit of everything, from a Which Golden Girl Are You? quiz, to information on each GG, facts about the show, to useful everyday living tips. I bought two to give as gifts but really, the recipients are big GGs fans just like me. Order this book for yourself or a friend. They'll say the biggest gift came from you (in the form of this book)! Unless, of course, you give the gift of suspicion lol." —Pat

    Get it from Amazon for $11.

    34. A comfy little eye mask perfect for when you feel like crawling under the covers and eating a box of Velveeta.

    Melancholy Dolly Shop on Etsy

    Get it from Melancholy Dolly Shop on Etsy for $15.50+ (available in all four ladies).

    35. A crochet guide and kit so that you can recreate these delightful ladies — but fasten your seatbelt, slut puppy. This ain’t gonna be no cakewalk!

    Amazon

    Preorder your copy from Amazon for $24.99.

    36. A gorgeous matte art print perfect for that person that says 'on who?' when you say jump.

    Little Sister NC

    Get it from Little Sister NC on Etsy for $17.50+ (available in six sizes).

    37. A Dorothy level trivia game to test your smarts on the show.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Got it as a gag gift for a couple of Golden Girls fans. Grab some cheesecake, play the game, and enjoy the company of a good friend or two, or three." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    38. And a floor plan of their exquisite home so you can always find your way to the lanai.

    TV Floor Plans on Etsy

    Get it from TV Floor Plans on Etsy for $49+ (available in two sizes).

    The only thing missing from this list...

    Touchstone Television

    The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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