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1. A screaming goat, because if there is anything they need this year it's a tiny figurine of a goat screaming out their frustrations.
2. A pair of light-up chopsticks for when they need the help of The Force to get them through a meal.

3. An unofficial Disney Parks Cookbook filled with over 100 recipes to have them recreating their favorite amusement park eats right at home.


4. A set of 50 perfect little vinyl stickers they can use to fully describe their day to life in the office.


5. An adjustable back stretcher and lumbar support device capable of providing them with some serious relief from their back pain — yes, they have that now. It works by helping them get a safe and gentle back stretch through one of its four settings.


6. A mini Sega Genesis console complete with 42 games, two wired controllers, and all the cables and adapters you probably need — not to brag but I bought this console for my husband last Christmas and I won Christmas. Like, you probably didn't even know it was a contest, but it was and I won.

7. A scratch-off bucket list poster filled with all the things they'll def want to do after quarantine is over.


8. A handy little in-car dip clip perfect for all the dinner parties they plan on hosting at their new favorite restaurant.


9. A jigsaw puzzle roll mat so they can work on a puzzle without having it take over their entire kitchen table/living room floor/general shared space.
10. A DIY Bubble Tea Kit complete with everything they need to make their favorite beverage (and snack) in the comfort of their own home.

11. A bucket list booklet designed to help them and their partner work out and work toward shared goals.


12. A delicious box of British treats filled with 10 of the top-selling Cadbury British chocolate bars that they may or may not eat in one sitting.

13. An estate-planning journal that'll let them get all their affairs in order in the event of...well, you know...so they don't have to worry about it.

14. A three-piece Harry Potter Herbology Chart print set handmade by a magnificent artist who meticulously documented and depicted just some of the most essential plants every Herbology student will study.

15. A desktop Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy. Hi. I'm Elena, President and CEO of Elena's Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Emporium and Warehouse. Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guys and I'm passing the savings on to yoooou!

16. An attention-grabbing neon sign made with glass tubes that have a life of over 100,000 hours. Plus, it has a one-year warranty with free replacements if they accidentally break any of the bulbs.

17. A copy of Let's Get Fizzical a cocktail recipe book with 50 bubbly concoctions they can make with prosecco, Champagne, or any other sparkling beverage — if they're looking for more of a mocktail, these recipes with your favorite flavors of sparkling water! SO. GOOD.

18. A changing sequins pillow cover that transforms from a sparkling piece of home decor to one of the greatest moments in TV history.


19. An absolutely essential Pinch Provisions Errand Kit filled with everything they could need when they've gotta leave the house.


20. A beginner's witch kit filled with the tools to get started in the magical world — they'll be able to do everything from casting spells to cleaning out energy, basically all we need to try and fix 2020.

21. A nostalgic Apple Watch stand designed to look just like their favorite handheld video game — plus it has a perfectly fitting spot for the charger so everything looks totally seamless.

22. A magical Stargazing Kit filled with everything to enjoy a relaxing evening under the stars.

23. A smooth mulberry silk eye mask complete with a gel bead insert that can be stored in the fridge and then used to give a generous cool feeling — plus, it might just help with those puffy eyes.

24. A Proyecto Diaz Cold Brew Kit — Proyecto Diaz makes some of the best coffee I've ever tried and this cold brew kit comes with everything they'll need to make their favorite icy beverage. PLUS. They have a recipe for a cold brew lemonade!!!! I am not playing with you, it'll change their life.

25. A self-cleaning bidet, because I can almost guarantee it'll change their life!

26. A very sturdy Poo-Pourri kit filled with all the essentials any Master Crapsman needs to fix the stench they live behind.

27. A timeless portrait so you can teach them the intricate art of seduction.

28. A bottle of Mike's Hot Honey you'll quickly wonder how you ever lived without! Seriously, it's spicy, sweet, and tastes SO good on pizza.

29. A pair of deliciously detailed earrings because butter always makes it better.

30. A copy of Monopoly Cheaters Edition for your brother — that momma's boy has been skimming those multicolored dolla' dolla' bills for too damn long and it's time he paid.


31. A super handy cookbook filled with over 150 recipes based on the delicious goodies they always find at Trader Joe's.

32. A customized Disney World name tag so you can bring the magical world into their home — no travel required.

33. A just plain amazing wine advent calendar filled with 24 mini bottles of wine — it's honestly the only calendar any of us need for 2020.

34. A dino-mite coated bronze T-rex necklace with a super-sweet and loving message printed on the packaging making it the perfect gift.


35. A sugar-free alcohol infusion kit that includes a delicious combination of flavors to turn their favorite liquor or wine into the yummiest of cocktails.


36. A magical hand mirror for all the beauty pros on your shopping list — Eres Magia means You're Magic in Spanish and it'll be a great way to remind them.

37. A handmade bourbon lip balm so they can wet their whistle even when they're not having a drink.

38. A pocket-sized drawing journal filled with 642 prompts to help bring out their inner artist.

39. A set of handmade cat butt coasters — just get them these and don't say a word.

40. A pack of ultra-moisturizing face masks formulated with rich extracts and soothing essences to help them get the fresh and clean skin of their dreams — plus they'll look so good wearing them.


41. A gorgeously scented soy candle, because they don't need no man IRL.

42. A pack of really yummy ChapStick that'll have them asking for some more.

43. A very handy Instant Pot Magnetic Cheat Sheet Set filled with so much useful information — like, cooking times and liquid ratios — so they can make your favorite Instant Pot recipes even easier than before.

44. An intelligence boosting Jeopardy trivia book to help show off their endless knowledge of random information and an awesome Alex Trebek doll to celebrate the man we were always happy to welcome into our homes.


45. A comfy crewneck T-shirt so they can commemorate one of the most cringe-worthy and awkward moments in television history.

46. A super helpful chart filled with all the best insults they could ever possibly deliver to all their foes.


47. A nonmedical anti-fogging mask designed with a clear window so people can see their lips — I don't think I realized how much I relied on reading people's lips to "hear" what they were saying until we started wearing masks. If we all wore these masks then I'd really be able to "hear" a lot better.
