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    69 Gifts You Don't Have To Worry About Them Getting From Someone Else

    Mini projectors, pizza flavored cotton candy, and a screaming goat — just a few things I guarantee no one else is buying them.

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    Still shopping for Christmas? Heads up that most of the items in this post won't arrive in time for Dec. 25, but check out our last-minute version of this gift guide with more ideas that are more likely to arrive in time!"

    1. A screaming goat, because if there is anything they need this year it's a tiny figurine of a goat screaming out their frustrations.

    2. An awesome portable mini projector that uses LED lights to deliver 1080p full HD and make their next movie night totally epic.

    3. A pair of light-up chopsticks for when they need the help of The Force to get them through a meal.

    The light-up chopsticks in red and blue

    4. A nostalgic Apple Watch stand designed to look just like their favorite handheld video game — plus it has a perfectly fitting spot for the charger so everything looks totally seamless.

    The Apple Watch stand designed to look like the old Game Boy

    5. A Proyecto Diaz Cold Brew Kit — Proyecto Diaz makes some of the best coffee I've ever tried and this cold brew kit comes with everything they'll need to make their favorite icy beverage. PLUS. They have a recipe for a cold brew lemonade!!!! I am not playing with you, it'll change their life.

    The cold brew kit laid out on a table

    6. A classic and totally investmentworthy Le Creuset enameled cast-iron Quidditch or Harry Potter Dutch oven that'll seriously have them casting spells in the kitchen.

    The Quidditch and Harry Potter dutch ovens

    7. A handy little in-car dip clip perfect for all the dinner parties they plan on hosting at their new favorite restaurant.

    8. A bottle of Mike's Hot Honey they'll quickly wonder how they ever lived without! Seriously, it's spicy, sweet, and tastes SO good on pizza.

    Someone pouring Mike's Hot Honey on a pizza.

    9. An LED sunset lamp projector designed with a 180-degree rotation to help shine just enough color onto whatever wall they want.

    The sunset light projected on to a living room wall

    10. A super cozy crewneck sweatshirt because you love this journey for them.

    The sweatshirt that reads, "Ew David"

    11. A very handy book that could honestly, save their life — or just answer all those questions they're maybe too embarrassed to even google.

    A copy of Can Holding In A Fart Kill You?

    12. And an informative, handy, and definitive guide to knowing what creatures from our planet fart.

    Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence

    13. A handmade bourbon lip balm so they can wet their whistle even when they're not having a drink.

    The bourbon lip balm

    14. A pair of mismatched astronaut stud earrings that are just out of this world.

    15. A stainless-steel stirring spoon that'll puuurrfectly perch itself right on the side of your mug.

    16. A customized Disney World name tag so you can bring the magical world into their home — no travel required.

    Two customized Disney World name tags with the names Sammy and Julianne and their locations

    17. A scratch-off bucket list poster filled with all the things they'll def want to do now that quarantine is mostly over.

    18. A pack of really yummy ChapStick that'll have them asking for some more.

    The ChapStick S'mores Collection

    19. A thought-provoking and culturally significant set of art done in the traditional Japanese style of Ukiyo-e.

    The Woman Yelling at Cat mem art posters framed

    20. A desktop Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy. Hi. I'm Elena, President and CEO of Elena's Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Emporium and Warehouse. Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guys and I'm passing the savings on to yoooou!

    The Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy

    21. A 500-piece bird school puzzle that'll have them whistling while they work — or chirping.

    The box of the Bird School puzzle

    22. A DIY Bubble Tea Kit complete with everything they need to make their favorite beverage (and snack) in the comfort of their own home.

    The Bubble Tea Kit

    23. A bucket list booklet designed to help them and their partner work out and work toward shared goals.

    24. A totally custom stainless-steel and 18-karat gold-plated nameplate necklace so they can have their Carrie Bradshaw moment.

    25. A super cool mirror surface, LED display, a digital clock designed with a dimming mode that offers three levels of brightness, and a dual USB port so you can charge your phone right on it.

    26. A linen pillow cover to immortalize one of the greatest moments in TV history and that they'll use to rest your head on while you rewatch The Office for the 782nd time this week.

    A customer review photo of their dog with the pillow case that says "dwight you ignorant slut"

    27. A giant 750-ml wineglass they can fill with the optimal amount of a liquid they may *actually* need to help get through the day.

    28. A timeless and totally seductive portrait — if this doesn't put a smile on their face, I dunno what will!

    The Seinfeld George: The Timeless Art of Seduction poster

    29. A pair of earrings for a discreet way to show everyone how notorious they are on these streets.

    30. A three-piece pizza grilling set they can use to make the kind of oven-fresh pizza that'll have people asking, "Is that delivery or DiGiorno?" But it won't be either! 'Cause it's homemade!

    The Cuisinart three-piece pizza grilling set

    31. A restorative foot scrubber designed with soft inner bristles that can give them a relaxing massage and stiff outer bristles perfect for exfoliating away the dead skin that causes rough, cracked feet.

    A foot using the scrubber

    32. A super-genius luggage-mounted cup caddy that slides right onto the handle so you always have a place to put your coffee when you're carrying a million other things.

    A photo of the gray cup caddy holding a Starbucks coffee and cellphone attached to a carry-on suitcase handle

    33. An unofficial Disney Parks cookbook and drink recipe book to help them whip up some magic in the kitchen — and that whip can be of the Dole variety since there's a recipe for that.

    34. An entertaining The Nightmare Before Christmas Cross-Stitch Kit so they can have something to do while they watch their favorite holiday movies.

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