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    29 Cheap Products That May Make Your Cold, Black Heart Happy For At Least A Second

    These things are like an electric heater for your heart.

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    1. A linen pillow cover that immortalizes one of the greatest moments in TV history and that you'll use to rest your head on while you rewatch The Office for the 782nd time this week.

    2. A 52-week gratitude journal filled with prompts and space to write out everything you're thankful for β€” because sometimes we're so focused on what we don't have that we forget about everything we do have.

    3. A seven-color silicone night-light so adorable, so precious, so cute...not even the monsters under your bed will be able to stay scary.

    4. A very cool Paint By Sticker book filled with 12 legendary masterpieces you get to bring to life using stickers!

    5. An inspiring vinyl wall decal that'll be your daily reminder to leave your house and kick some serious ass.

    6. A comfy, stretchy T-shirt that'll tell it like it is.

    7. A dino-mite coated bronze T-rex necklace with a super-sweet and loving message printed on the packaging making it the perfect gift.

    8. A pair of adorably grinning running socks that are just proud of you for living that healthy lifestyle.

    9. A delightful ceramic toilet planter that'll really be the s#!t.

    10. A ceramic coffee mug that examines the "truths" we're brainwashed to believe β€” let's do the math people, it's just not possible.

    11. A pair of soft animal-print undies so you can show off your wild side...kind of.

    12. A tube of Glossier's Boy Brow, because nothing is more gratifying and happiness-inducing than a day with perfect brows.

    13. A 70 recipe Tasty Dessert cookbook so you can spend your time whipping up something sweet.

    14. A task planning, to-do list, daily calendar, productivity organizer, and meal planner notepad that'll keep you on top of your life.

    15. An honest and straightforward book filled with breakup letters from kitties, because if you're dealing with just being dumped the only thing might make you feel better is being dumped a cute kitty.

    16. A super pretty pack of motivational stress balls so you can stay positive and anxiety-free throughout your day.

    17. A comfy crew neck T-shirt you can totally afford since you didn't pay for furniture delivery.

    18. An absolutely adorable silicone boba tea earbud case to help protect your tiny investment in the cutest possible way.

    19. A charming 100% cotton dish towel you'll need now tonight, and you'll need it more than ever β€” if only you'd held that jar tight you'd be holding on forever.

    20. A stainless steel spinner ring discreetly and beautifully designed with an inner band locked into the main band that can be spun manually β€” to provide you with a much-needed distraction when you're feeling anxious and fidgety.

    21. A marbled guest book for your bathroom, because how hilarious will it be to read all the entries?

    22. A set of wooden coasters that'll let your guests know exactly how you like it β€” without any watermarks.

    23. A hilarious little coin purse made of 95% post-consumer recycled material and printed with lead-free inks β€” it'll also be perfect when you whip it out in the most serious of situations.

    24. A pair of deliciously cozy salmon sushi socks anyone would be happy to sashimi in.

    25. A gorgeous rose-quartz roller and scraper massager for that just-went-to-the-spa feeling.

    26. A super-detailed Thomas Kinkade coloring book filled with 63 paintings that'll have you bringing color into the magical world of Disney.

    27. A super-relatable air freshener so you can give your car that delightful squirrel-in-underpants forest scent.

    28. A wooden ornament to hang on your tree with delight (or gift to your BFF), β€” I mean, name a more iconic duo...

    29. And a woofderful stainless steel tea infuser so you can make a barking good cup of tea!

    This stuff would make even Ron Swanson crack a smile.

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