Shopping·Posted on Dec 15, 201629 Ways To Own This Whole Adulting ThingYou're an adult: It's about time you fooled people into believing it.by Elena GarciaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Zoe Burnett / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. A steamer so — at minimum — your clothes seem put together. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $20. 2. Some glasses that'll create a beautiful table (and help prevent you from dancing on top of it). uncommongoods.com, uncommongoods.com Get the champagne classes for $35 and the glasses for $25 on UncommonGoods. 3. A bill organizer so the electric company doesn't turn off your power. amazon.com Again.Get it on Amazon for $10. 4. Some envelopes that'll help you budget your money because you're tired of only having $1.47 in your checking account. amazon.com Get them on Amazon for $9. 5. A memo elephant so that you never forget. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $24. 6. An alarm clock that'll literally chase you out of bed. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $18. 7. A note pad that will finally get your life in order. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $6. 8. A mat that'll let you clean up in a flash when those unexpected visitors show up. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $18.Also available in pink and blue. 9. And some house slippers that will finally get you to sweep. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $15.Available in four different varieties. 10. Some sticky notes so that you can prioritize all the shit you need to get done. cottonon.com Get the sticky notes for $5 from Typo by Cotton:On. Or get a notepad for $10. 11. A wine opener because that lighter-string-screw bottle-opening hack is dangerous! amazon.com Get it on Amazon starting at $21.Also available in black. 12. A hamper that will help you stop turning your whites into colors. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $30.Also available in pink, brown, and beige. 13. A cozy bed for your sponge so that it stops sleeping in your sink. amazon.com Don't make your sponge sleep around. Get it on Amazon for $13. 14. This book that will explain all the steps you need to become a grown-ass adult. amazon.com Spoiler alert! All those steps will get you to the other side of the country.Available in paperback and for Kindle on Amazon starting at $10. 15. A kit that will help you clean up when the hot mess in you accidentally resurfaces. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $12. 16. A notebook you can reference when you're updating your resume. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $8. 17. A coffee mug that will be your motivation. etsy.com Get it from Design Genes Studio on Etsy starting at $17.Available in 11-ounce and 15-ounce version in black, aqua, and peach. 18. A plaque that will help give you the answers to all that you don't know. modcloth.com Get it at ModCloth for $30. 19. This sign so you can finally learn how to do laundry. amazon.com Get the set on Amazon for $13. 20. This Amazon button because you can't keep running out of toilet paper all the damn time. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $5. 21. These stickers so you can award yourself when you get grown-up things done. etsy.com You're a millennial — you need to be awarded for everything you do. Get them from Streamline Design on Etsy for $4. 22. A book of form letters so that you can be kinda professional in your correspondence with other humans. amazon.com Key word being, kinda. Get it on Amazon for $12. 23. Some art because adults have art, right? redbubble.com Get it on RedBubble starting at $19.Available in 12"x16", 16"x20", 18"x24", and 24"x32". 24. A phonebook because you will drop your phone in the toilet and rice might not save it the next time. cottonon.com It's not like you have anyone's phone number memorized! Get it from Typo by Cotton:On for $2. 25. A grooming kit because, hipster or not, looking all scraggily isn't cute. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $75. 26. A water bottle that'll remind you to stay hydrated because hydration is key...to preventing a hangover. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $24. 27. These folders that'll get all your paperwork in order. cottonon.com Get them from Typo by Cotton:On for $8. 28. A first aid kit because mom isn't home anymore, 'cause you don't live at home anymore.* amazon.com *Hopefully.Get it on Amazon for $20. 29. And this book because part of being put together means playing nice with others. amazon.com Get in in hardcover or for your Kindle on Amazon starting at $10. Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!