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    Posted on Jul 2, 2015

    13 Metal Band You Weren't Sure How To React To

    You'll either head bang or cry in a corner, who knows?

    1. Babymetal

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    A group of teenage girls who rock harder than you could ever dream to.

    2. Mac Sabbath

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    That's correct, it's a metal band singing about the popular fast food chain, McDonalds.

    3. Mayhem

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    A live show complete with dancing in the blood of a severed pig head.

    4. The Gerogerigegege (Juntaro Yamanouchi & The Vomit Diarrhea Band)

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    The lead singer is known for vomiting, shitting, and masturbating on stage to make sure you leave the show either feeling hardcore or scarred for life.

    5. Impaled Northern Moonforest

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    An acoustic heavy metal band. At first it's kinda scary, but then you kinda want to laugh.

    6. Dir En Grey

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    A Japanese metal band serving you fast beats and live mermaid for dinner.

    7. Metalachi

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    It says it all in the name. It's a metal mariachi band... They were also on America's Got Talent!

    8. Compressorhead

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    The band members are all robots. It's like if the terminator decided to start a metal band instead of trying to end the human race.

    9. Powerglove

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    Metal played over gamers' most beloved video games' theme song.

    10. Alesotrm

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    A metal band for the drunken pirates in everyone.

    11. Anal Cunt

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    Other then the uncomfortable name, the music sounds like painful grunts and screeches that'll make you head bang. (Mostly because you don't know what else to do.)

    12. Nekrogoblikon

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    This U.S. metal band is catered towards goblins from outer space. Yep.

    13. Sperm Swamp

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    A metal band with samples from porn and Donald Duck might be their lead singer.