A Cabin In The Woods (no not like the movie)A MANSIONThe White House (you'll just sleep on your desk)It'll be nice and warm in the hellfire- plus you'd obviously be the ruler.An Urban Farmhouse would be perfect for you- cozy and a lot of landUh, google's headquarters seems pretty chill and they've got pretty much everythingA house with a top notch gym in the basement. All the equipment I could need!Where this bed-thing is! I can be a bird!!
Healthy can be delicious too!Mmm dark chocolateThrowback!You're always on the go anywaysClassic & HeartyCAN I GET A YES?!Only the finestHomemade Mac'N'Cheese
Which Parks N Rec Character Are You?
You fuckin' run the place- but it's because of your weirdly strong determination for anything and everything. You treasure your friends as much as your significant other and remember all those little details- which makes people love you even when they hate you. You're a slight dork and are the most compatible with other dorks as long as they support you in whatever adventure you take on next. If you have a goal- you're going to achieve it no matter what- even if there's a huge pit in the way. You also probably like breakfast food a lot and give way too many compliments.
You prefer projects over people and enjoy making people afraid of you, even though you're secretly a softie but sh- we won't tell anyone that. You're not that into new technology because you don't like your personal life out there floating around the media. It's also really hard for you to like people or express your feelings but in the end- you'd do anything to protect your friends and family. Even if that means finally bringing out that old Claymore mine you've been saving.
Okay take a break from exercising to read this real quick. You're an extremely optimistic person- even when the situation's as bad as it gets. You try to find your way around not giving bad news to anyone because you're just really into that good stuff. You like to keep your body as healthy as your mind but sometimes you just need to relax and eat an ACTUAL burger. Although your sometimes too happy attitude throws people off, you care deeply about everyone you know. And you definitely know a lot of people.
Let's be honest, you don't even know who you are. You're like the puppy dog of your friend group- happy when everyone else is happy and doesn't have a clue as to what's going on. You'll always choose happiness over wealth and would do anything for your significant other. You're always the life of the party, even if it's only you. People might think you're not very bright but your talents end up saving the day in the most random of ways. Now go make yourself a sandwich.
You're Satan's second cousin twice removed. You frequently day dream about surviving the apocalypse and have a way out for every single situation. You act entirely soul-less but you do care about the ones you love very much, thought you might show it in weird ways that might include death staring down their sworn enemy whenever you cross paths. You like costume parties and even though you might be secretly plotting to murder everyone- they still love you anyways.
You are absolutely the biggest dork ever and can beat anyone in a board game. You're an excellent problem solver but you come off as a little anti-social at first. That's only because you need a bit of time to warm up to people- then BAM you swoop into to save the day with your analyzing skills. You need someone silly to compliment your adorable awkward-ness. You also can make some of the best reaction faces,- just never question the significance of Lil Sebastian- k?
You've got enough ambition to last a lifetime but you might want to take those skills to business school. You don't really have a concept how the world works but that doesn't stop you from going out there and giving 100%. You already learned one of life's best lessons: TREAT YO'SELF. You're the child of your friend groups that needs daily attention but will reward them with cool gifts and your witty sense of humor. Just hold off on making a business until you have a plan in mind kiddo.
You're a caring person who's passionate about social issues and what you can do to help fix them. You're not as independent as you'd want to be but that's okay because you'll always have people to back you up, even though sometimes you're too trusting. When you fall in love, you fall hard and your other half can't help but like you. You're the perfect best friend and everyone in your friend group wants to protect your lil angel self, well, except for when you're drunk- then there's no telling what you might do.