11 Terrible OkCupid Messages I've Received In The Last 2 Weeks

Some of these OkCupid guys really know how to sweep a woman off her feet.

So after graduating college, my sister advised me to try a magical little site called OkCupid. While I didn't find my Prince Charming, I did discover some gems...

1. "Stay sweet."

You seem sweet too, Troy. I really like that closeup of your maniacal eye. So when can you give me a tour of your basement?

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2. You had me at "hey."

Needless to say, I felt an immediate connection.

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3. My body is ready.

The term "exploring you" has me a little concerned...

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4. Like Jasmine and Aladdin! Or Ted Bundy...

Hey, Allen! That sounds like a great idea. Let me just update my Facebook status real quick: "BRB TRAVELING THE WORLD WITH A MAN 25 YEARS MY SENIOR THAT I MET ON OKCUPID. SOUNDS SAFE ENOUGH."

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5. "You'll Do."

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6. "Not to be an annoying, creepy stalker..."

FYI "Don't worry, I'm not a serial killer" isn't the most reassuring introduction.

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7. "Are you interested in a discrete relationship?"

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8. Hello, "Handsom"

You know, for someone so handsome you sure have some outdated pickup lines.

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9. Ew.

No, just no.

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10. Awwwwwww!

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C'mere, stud.

11. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

I'm sorry, what?

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And the best...

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Why did you delete your profile? WE'RE PERFECT.

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