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    11 Terrible OkCupid Messages I've Received In The Last 2 Weeks

    Some of these OkCupid guys really know how to sweep a woman off her feet.

    So after graduating college, my sister advised me to try a magical little site called OkCupid. While I didn't find my Prince Charming, I did discover some gems...

    1. "Stay sweet."

    You seem sweet too, Troy. I really like that closeup of your maniacal eye. So when can you give me a tour of your basement?

    2. You had me at "hey."

    Needless to say, I felt an immediate connection.

    3. My body is ready.

    The term "exploring you" has me a little concerned...

    4. Like Jasmine and Aladdin! Or Ted Bundy...

    Hey, Allen! That sounds like a great idea. Let me just update my Facebook status real quick: "BRB TRAVELING THE WORLD WITH A MAN 25 YEARS MY SENIOR THAT I MET ON OKCUPID. SOUNDS SAFE ENOUGH."

    5. "You'll Do."

    6. "Not to be an annoying, creepy stalker..."

    FYI "Don't worry, I'm not a serial killer" isn't the most reassuring introduction.

    7. "Are you interested in a discrete relationship?"

    8. Hello, "Handsom"

    You know, for someone so handsome you sure have some outdated pickup lines.

    9. Ew.

    No, just no.

    10. Awwwwwww!

    C'mere, stud.

    11. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

    I'm sorry, what?

    And the best...

    Why did you delete your profile? WE'RE PERFECT.

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