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Hang up and go back to your movie.Take your time, but eventually suit up and meet him.Immediately suit up and head to the bar.Go to the bar, but ignore the call to suit up. You wear what you want. -
Just water. You'll need to stay sober to handle Barney.Something fruity.Beer.Whisky.
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Be his wingman. You're a good friend.Accidentally befriend the girl and bring her back to the table to hang out.Be wingman, but not a good one, because you're really nervous and awkward around strangers.Tell Barney he's a sexist pig.
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Strip clubFoxy boxingGamblingLaser tag
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Blast from the pastWesternStar WarsCelebrities
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Hits on a girl and you successfully sabotage him.Says something perverted and requests "the highest of fives."Tries to set you up with someone.Rages about how awful marriage is.
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"All bros shall dub one of their bros his wingman.""A bro always calls another bro by his last name.""A bro is always entitled to do something stupid as long as the rest of his bros are all doing it.""A bro shall not kill another bros’ chances to score with a chick."
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Suggest crashing in a hotel for the night.Get really excited, New Jersey is great!Only get a little annoyed, it's not that big of a deal.Demand that the driver take you back to the city immediately.
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Caddy ShackThe Devil Wears PradaOne of the Harry Potter movies (or maybe all of them)The Terminator
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FruitCakeCheeseburgersPizza
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